The Sibling Below Me...

[Bruder Cuzzen]

Can't be helped , I was a beaver in my past life.

The sibling below me sneezes on pies so as to get the whole thing for him/herself .

[DaveL]

I normally just eats my sneeze without pie, but the temptation to make it more edible was unbearable.

The Sibling below me has tried to eat pie through their nostrils.

[Opsa]

You haven't lived until you've blown chocolate cream into yer hanky.

The sibling below me is perfecting a lemon meringue hot dog spread.

[Pachyderm]

If I can just get the Dachshund to stop licking it off.

The sibling below is convinced in the veracity of Tuesdays.

[Swatopluk]

But what about the truthiness of sundays?

The sibling below me visualizes him/herself dancing naked and singing obscene songs about prawnfishery.

[Pachyderm]

Visualization is no longer required. CCTV footage is so much better.

The sibling below me can be found in the ventilation ducts.

[Swatopluk]

I am just now in the facehugger stage of my development and seek a place to place the seeds.

The sibling below me breeds pet ghouls.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

It was tough going at first since I had only one...and it was male !

The sibling below me holds the record for the longest line of drool ever produced by an Earthling .

[Swatopluk]

Yes, my pillow should be washed about once every 5 minutes to contain it.

The sibling below me went to school with the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness.

[Pachyderm]

We callled him Bert.

The sibling below me recently won "Nerf-herder of the Year" at the prison awards ceremony.

[Opsa]

Yes, they awarded me The Styrofoam Crook, which is a tremendous coincidence, as that's how I got into prison in the first place. I thought that stealing styrofoam would be easy because it's so light to carry. The only problem was that it was so light, it floated out of my getaway car and left a trail which lead the cops to my hideout. DRAT! Next time I'm stealing aluminum foil.

The Sibling below me covets plastic sandwich wrap.

[Sibling Lambicus the Toluous]

I'm building an airship on the installment plan.   


The sibling below me once trained a small dog to ride a large dog like a horse.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Actually, it was a small child.


The sibling below me wants to be the Elk Whisperer

[Pachyderm]

The only problems are that I don't speak a word of Elk, and there are in fact no elk anywhere near the country I live in. Can I be the Elk E-mailer instead?

The sibling below me is unhealthily obsessive about Kojak.

[Griffin NoName]

The juxtaposition of k and j leave me gasping for breath and when I see the big K and the o and the a as well I run out of breath completely which is very painful and I find I cannot take another mouthful of air into my lumgs until I spot the full stop at the end. Apart from that, I am quite normal. Just don't let me see Kojak. too often, please. I go around in fear that I will. Constantly. See, sometimes it is sensible to be obsessed. If I saw Kojak. too often I would probably stop breathing altogether. Therefore, my obsession is valid.

The sibling below me never gives Kojak. a second thought.