The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

With inbuilt laserbeams. No one expexts this kind of attack from that direction.

The sibling below me thought of nature documentaries* when first hearing the term 'stag movie/film'

*or Bambi

[Sibling DavidH]

I thought of my trusty bow. I could not love thee, deer, so much / Lov'd I not venison more.

The Sibling Below Me thinks it is meet and right so to do.

[Swatopluk]

I have no beef with that. Pork that under general agreement.

The sibling below me chickens out when confronted with hammy turkeys.

[pieces o nine]

Vegetables scream, too.

They're just out of human hearing range.

TSBM has preternatural hearing.

[Swatopluk]

I call it the second ear (or the third)

The sibling below me has stereo smell.

[Sibling DavidH]

Binasally, in fact.

The Sibling Below Me smells two rats

[Opsa]

Ah, that must mean they're almost done cooking.

The Sibling Below Me cooks wild animals for his pet.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

yet he still prefers them raw.

TSBM is worried about his/her raw humanity.

[Swatopluk]

Frying will at least get rid of the worms. Does nothing about the prions though.

The sibling below me has strange prionities.

[Sibling DavidH]

True, they're an unusual shade of purple.

The Sibling Below Me  knows how to re-fold prions nice and tidy.

[Swatopluk]

But first they have to be ironed and complexed.

The sibling below me drives a cyanoferrate.

[pieces o nine]

It's the best auto reduction on the market.


TSBM prefers quinacridone over phthalo pigments.

[Sibling DavidH]

No,  

Well someone had to use it!

The Sibling Below Me's wind has gone.

[Swatopluk]

To the contrary. the hot bean soup I had for lunch gave me gases and now I pass enough wind to drive a turbine.

The sibling below me thinks that those winds would be too corrosive

[Sibling DavidH]

Not with proper filters in the fart-plugs.


The Sibling Below Me has always had a soft spot for such inserts.