The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

They tend to get bent if forced on hard spots.

The sibling below me uses copper condoms.

[Opsa]

They make such a pleasant sound when they hit against my sterling silver diaphragm! Kinda like the Anvil Chorus.

The Sibling Below Me will never look at the Anvil Chorus the same way again.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

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Carry on

[Swatopluk]

I more or less expected that 'copper' would be taken for 'policebeing' not chemical element.

Carry On

[Opsa]

Holy cow! I've rendered the guys speechless!

Carry on.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

How can anyone say anything with a loud clank - clank in the background?
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And no, I will never see/listen to the anvil chorus in the same way.

TSBM is still in shock.

[Swatopluk]

I drank one cata-tonic too much I fear.

The sibling below me is high on pangalactic gurgleblaster.

[Sibling DavidH]

No, I'm low on pangalactic gargleblaster.

The Sibling Below Me remembers physicist Hermann Grotnik's ground-breaking experiment with his lead balls.

[Swatopluk]

The only lead ball experiment (if war does not count) I remember is that by Cavendish.

The sibling below me thinks he should actually have put the Earth on the scales.

[Opsa]

How big was that guy, anyway?

The Sibling Below Me is HUJE!!!!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

 
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No, not really...
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TSBM also likes to pretend.

[Swatopluk]

What is one worth without being pretentious?

The sibling below me is suspicious of this rhetorical question.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

I suspect it's worth looking.

TSBM was weighed and found wanting.

[Griffin NoName]

Always wondered where wanting was, so delighted to find it.

TsBM has problems with their desires.

[Swatopluk]

Golf's not very popular around here

The sibling below me noticed the allusion without the link.