The Sibling Below Me...

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

TPBM would apply "stylings" to a different composer.

The P Below Me?



I wonder how baroque and classical period composers would've looked without the wig and after the work of a proper stylist.

tSbm wonders how would certain classical works would sound if composed on a different period/style.

[Swatopluk]

That's a genre of its own. I e.g. own a CD where three popular songs are presented as composed by numerous famous composers (Wagner, Bach, Mozart, Verdi, Schönberg etc.). I also heard Mozart's famous River Kway march once.
Samples here: http://www.amazon.de/Musikalische-Eskapaden-Falk/dp/B000025LFF/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1290089788&sr=1-1

The sibling below would like news anchors to sing the news in baroque opera style.

[Opsa]

Only if they wore the wigs and beauty marks, too.

The Sibling Below Me has a Beauty Mark.

[Swatopluk]

Which again proves that one can have those without being beautiful

The sibling below me takes part in pageants every Friday

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

"They love me, they really love me!"

TSBM is making a killing selling strait-jackets.

[Swatopluk]

...to wrestlers in to-the-death matches

The sibling below me has a patent on inflatable cudgels

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The caveman from geico are interested.

TSBM is tired of the whole car insurance business.

[Swatopluk]

As a result I am now frantically looking for a method to clean insurance agents from my tires.

The sibling below me punned unintentionally

[Opsa]

But not as well as you, Swato, old pal.

The Sibling Below Me prefers to be called a "young pal".

[Swatopluk]

I approach geezerdom

The sibling below me gazes lustily

[pieces o nine]

I'm more of a discreet ogler.


tSbm is renowned for his/her leer.

[Swatopluk]

Just because I am not yet mature enough for Lear

The sibling below me would love to hunt wild boar with just a spear

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Only when I have suicidal thoughts.

TSBM thinks the flavor is worth the risk.

[Swatopluk]

I have only experience with moose and reindeer meat as far as 'wild' animals are concerned.

The sibling below me knows the danger of ostriches

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

You don't want to be pecked or kicked by one of those.

TSBM was thinking on ostrich egg omelette.