The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

Unfortunately I would have chosen the single bull in my ignorance.

The sibling below me wrote a paper on the effect of red on colourblind bovines

[Sibling DavidH]

I did, but a bull thought it was red and stamped on it.

The Sibling Below Me wouldn't say boo to a rabid bull brontosaurus.

[Swatopluk]

First I would check who smuggled rabies into the Jurassic era.

The sibling belwo me thinks that rancid is better than rabid

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Lets see, on one side rancid butter on the other a rabid badger...

TSBM would choose the badger.

[Swatopluk]

Iirc rabies will not survive proper frying while the butter will stay rancid, so where's the problem?

The sibling below me would use the bager as shark bait after frying it in the rancid butter

[Opsa]

I would think that sharks would be more attracted to something alive and bloody over something dead and buttery, but if all I had for chum was a fried badger, then I guess I'd go for it.

The Sibling Below Me has a badger for a chum.

[Sibling DavidH]

Mmm, I scraped him off the road.  He doesn't do much, but I love him.

The Sibling Below Me never badgers people.

[pieces o nine]

I have been known to poke them with spoons, though.


TSBM has collected forks from the road.

[Swatopluk]

And used them on my beard


The sibling below me has blue teeth

[Sibling DavidH]

They're green.  And I don't have Bluetooth.

The Sibling Below Me is only below me because they posted a bit later.

[Swatopluk]

And because double posts are discouraged, esp. in the game section.

The sibling below me will move both goalposts 40000 km to the side

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It takes about 20 minutes to move them by that much relative to the Sun.

TSBM has a more precise measure.

[Swatopluk]

Using my special goalposts with GPS, IGS, Doppler radar and synchronized atomic clocks.

The sibling below me does not believ the 'synchronized' part

[Griffin NoName]

Synchronicity is over-rated.

TsBM waits in line for co-incidences.

[Swatopluk]

2 meteor strikes, 1 spontaneous combustion, 4 alien abductions and 7 coin tosses ending with the coin standing on edge. And all of that in just the first 20 minutes.

The sibling below me sees obvious connections between those events