The Sibling Below Me...

[Swatopluk]

I don't want to scare the lil ones that much.

The sibling below me is going to empty a bottle within the next week.

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

I may, if Chertoff becomes the Attorney General.


The sibling may empty several bottles if that happens.

[Swatopluk]

because apart from tea about everything I drink comes from bottles it is very likely independent of Bush's personnel choices.

The sibling below me will become bald within this century

[Griffin NoName]

I can predict with some certainty that this is indeed likely.

The sibling below me drives wombats to despair.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

it's not hard. all you have to do is play Cher for three hours.


Hey! the sibling below me likes Cher!

[Swatopluk]

if a -ries is added (sour please).

The sibling below me dates a blind clairvoyant

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

well, untill she had that vision that she'd kill me three months into our relationship...

the person below me can't go to bed without a glass of warm milk and a heartfelt sing-a-long session to "My Heart Will Go On"

[The Meromorph]

And then pickled onions before I go back to my room...


The sibling below me wishes it all weren't so complicated.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

actually I just wish I wasn't so constapated.

the sibling below me wants me to call them when I'm sober. (as opposed to, y'know, HAMMERED)

[Opsa]

But you'll have to identify yourself because I won't recognize your sober voice.

The sibling below me is designing a perspiration-proof 'puter that can be used in a sweat lodge.

[Swatopluk]

It is driven by perspiration!

the sibling below me is ready to expire within the millenium.

[Bluenose]

Yes, but I'm not telling you which Millenium.

The sibling below me only eats pickled eggs on Thursdays if the postman arrives before 10 AM

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

otherwise they begin to smell..

The sibling below me no longer cooks iguana eggs.

[Swatopluk]

I found that the full iguana is a better meal.

The sibling below me opens the mail with a katana

[Pachyderm]

My years spent training in the wılds of China in that ruined temple were not in vain. İ am very good at reconstructing strips of words, though.

the Sibling below me ıs mortally afraid of dinner.