The Sibling Below Me...

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

That danged pinky keeps getting in the way...

The Sibling below me knows what George Gershwin's epitaph reads.

[Alpaca]

Doesn't read anything - epitaphs are illiterate.

The Sibling below me knows for real.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

But I will not tell you!

The sibling below me isn't happy with that answer.

[Alpaca]

But not unhappy, either.

The sibling below me likes ambivalence. Or doesn't that much, sometimes.

[The Meromorph]

Well I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...

The sibling below me is into ramps...

[Alpaca]

My ramp goes up to 11. Oh, wait.

The sibling below me likes precipitates, but not precipitation.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

But only if it is too cold. If is hot as it was today, I thank the rain gods for it.

The sibling below me carries a poncho every day.

[Sibling Qwertyuiopasd]

I should work on being nicer... I get so many fingers, it's kind of depressing.



The person below me needs more fingers. Many. More. Fingers.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Chicken fingers that is.

The sibling below me isn't thinking in food all the time.

[Swatopluk]

Occasionally I am distracted by thoughts of drinking or sex.

The sibling below me isn't in no way not the negative of what nothing of this is not about.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Nested negations are my specialty. 

The sibling below me is usually awake at 5:30 AM

[Swatopluk]

About the time to go to bed after having read the morning papers (delivered at about 5am).
OK, usually I go to sleep at about 3am.

Thesiblingbelowmefindssomethingmissinghere.

[Opsa]

Space is the place...

The sibling below me enjoys open spaces.

[Swatopluk]

In__________________________________________________________deed.

The sibling below does a dance of joy because Gonzo has gone at last

[Opsa]

...but my dance is somewhat cramped by the spector of Michael Chertoff. "La la - oof! La la - oof!"

The sibling below me plans to carve her/his Halloween pumpkin to look like  Chertoff.