The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{is the pen mightier than the scream?} Post

[Swatopluk]

My dirty mind made something NSFW out of that.

Last _{add to that that 'pennen' is also a German word for "to sleep"} Post

Wer zweimal mit derselben pennt, gehört schon zum Establishment

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

That reminds me a not too flattering saying back home.

Last _{para que comprar la vaca si se puede comprar la carne por libra} Post

[Swatopluk]

This on the other hand reminds me of an old joke:

The owner of a new restaurant puts 'any type of meat you can think of' on the menu. A guest orders a piece of elephant trunk. Says the owner: I won't slaughter  a whole elephant for a measly single piece of trunk.

Shorter version: 'Waiter, a Zigeunerschnitzel (gypsy cutlet = piece of meat with paprica) please. '. 'No cutting up of our gypsy for a single schnitzel!'

Last _{Waiter, the coffee is cold! if you want something warm, order beer!} Post

[pieces o nine]

Last     _{speaking of pen jokes, the execution of his family motto is why I purchased the Compleat Workes of this author}    Post




Flyleaf is inscribed 1887; I thought they paid more attention to decency back then...

[Swatopluk]

Pratchett joked about this in The Discworld Companion. It clearly depends on the size of the pen.

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[pieces o nine]

Last    ^{sometimes size matters}    Post

[Swatopluk]

The size of matter matters in case of sizable impact

Last _{what about expacts?} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{certain expats are sizable} Post

[Swatopluk]

Werer their possessions seized or glued?

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[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Glued to prevent being seized.

Last _{death and taxes} Post

[Swatopluk]

some glue ingredients may give some people seizures

Last _twitching Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Police at the door?

Last _{strobe seizure} Post

[Swatopluk]

Last _{stricken by a stroke that struck unannounced} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Last _{better than being struck by a truck} Post