The Last Post Game!!!!

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

It's a matter of perspective, in the real animal the eyes are at opposite sides of the head.

Last _{squid tentacles are thin while swimming but those could've been thicker} Post

[Swatopluk]

One should at least see the edge of the other eye.
This way it looks like not the colossal but the cyclops calmar (no criticism of your drawing talent!).

Last _{Meanwhile still dabbling in tartan} Post


Done with MS Paint because I lack the software for my personal tartan designer program

[Swatopluk]

Apropos of nothing:
There is a village in Austria by the name of Fucking. There now will be produced a light-coloured (German: hell) ale named Fucking Hell

Last _{http://www.rnw.nl/english/article/german-beer-can-call-itself-fking-hell} Post

[Sibling DavidH]

Yes, folks, it really exists. The Hell  extension is a new one on me.

Last _{now for the Fahrt  jokes} post

[Swatopluk]

Isny Süßen Kuchen

Last _{never eat sweet cake} Post

[Sibling DavidH]

Ho, ho - good one, Swato!

Berliner

Last _{no, not that idiot Kennedy}  post

[Swatopluk]

Yeah that old joke: What would Kennedy have said in Vienna or in Hamburg?

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[Sibling DavidH]

Last  _{ich bin Hackfleisch} post

[Swatopluk]

Last _{or Ish bin ain Whiner} Post

[Sibling DavidH]

Last  _{better do some English ones before the Siblings start throwing things}  post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Or sausages, or donuts?

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[Aggie]

Or feeds 'em both to Johnny Rebeck's machine...


Last _{now all the neighbours' dogs and cats will never more be seen...} Post

[Swatopluk]

But what, if it rains cats and dogs?

Last _{cats land on their feet, do dogs have a preference too?} Post

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Dogs prefer cats landing on their mouths.

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[Swatopluk]

What is the opposite of a dog catcher? A cat dodger?

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