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Nepali airliner sacrifices goats to 'appease sky god'

Started by Griffin NoName, September 08, 2007, 03:31:45 PM

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Griffin NoName

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goat starer

I saw this  :censored:

all i can say is that i would prefer my planes to be rendered airworthy by skilled engineering rather than bizarre religious practices.
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Comrade Goatvara
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"And the Goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a Land not inhabited"

ivor

I hear Delta is going to start sacrificing goats to keep maintenance cost down.  :mrgreen:

Swatopluk

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

ivor

Nor the Spartans.  :mrgreen:

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Swatopluk

I guess that's 300 Spartans on a Plane
I love that clip
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

beagle

Quote from: goat starer on September 10, 2007, 10:40:25 AM
all i can say is that i would prefer my planes to be rendered airworthy by skilled engineering rather than bizarre religious practices.

What happens if something breaks when they haven't got a goat handy?  Probably best not to travel economy with them.
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Griffin NoName

Quote from: beagle on September 10, 2007, 08:47:15 PM
Quote from: goat starer on September 10, 2007, 10:40:25 AM
all i can say is that i would prefer my planes to be rendered airworthy by skilled engineering rather than bizarre religious practices.

What happens if something breaks when they haven't got a goat handy?  Probably best not to travel economy with them.


Economy class goats?
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goat starer

we never go economy class but i can do working class if you like  :goatflag:
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Best regards

Comrade Goatvara
:goatflag:

"And the Goat shall bear upon him all their iniquities unto a Land not inhabited"

beagle

I'm waiting for the CAA advisory on the matter.

"Regular maintenance: Mandatory increased frequency of goat slaughter due to reported incidents of Hindu god irateness".

Wonder why Air Gods want dead goats. You'd think they'd have better things to do than disposing of goat carcasses. Maybe a warm coat and a kebab are a distraction from the aircraft noise.
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Griffin NoName

As I remember, goat skin coats are very smelly though.
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beagle

I suppose we should be grateful that  the Anglo-Saxon Air Gods are usually propitiated by sacrifices of luggage.
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Griffin NoName

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ivor

Quote from: Griffin NoName on September 11, 2007, 08:18:07 AM
As I remember, goat skin coats are very smelly though.

That's why goats have such bad attitudes.  :mrgreen:

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