The Continuous Briny Fable

[DaveL]

...was responsible for the scandalous, wantonly, naughty...

[DaveL]

*yar get cracking yer lazy blaggards*

...and wickedly evil...

[Black Bart]

...Prison Quest debacle, which involved the burying of one of the guards in a secret sealed location, and the race to find im before the rats ate im...but Brian had put all that behind im now. Brian was free, life was lookin rosy...'if only Rosy was free' thought Brian, his thoughts had turned to a natural path for a man who'd been locked up all this time and a drop of drool fell from the corner of Brian's mouth as he pictured Rosy's huge...

[Bluenose]

...melons.  "Ah yes," thought Brian, "there's nothing like a loverly fruit salad after a bloke's been banged up for while." as he sat there idly caressing Rosy's lovely soft...

[DaveL]

...Hot Cross Buns. 'I haven't squeezed a good bun in quite a while' said Brian. 'Oh I know' said Rosy 'I've bin waitin a long time for you to...'

[Black Bart]

...get your plumbers boiler suit on and get your rough and ready hands on my...

[DaveL]

...big taps. Then I can assist by helping you adjust your...

[Black Bart]

...television set, but first I'll have to fiddle with the Horizontal Hold so hurry up, plug in, switch on and prepare to show me your...

[DaveL]

...set top box. Yes, that's right, I had the cable TV guy round while you were in prison. The next day he came around and installed a big...

[Black Bart]

...plasma TV in the house.  He said "where do you want it love?" I just couldn't decide whether to have it in the lounge, the study, the hall or the kitchen. In the end we tried it every which way but  he said it was too big to stick it in me...

[DaveL]

...living room. So the cable guy, rippling with muscles, whipped out his little...

[Bluenose]

...digital video camera and asked if I would like some lessons about making home movies.  I was very distracted 'though, because I just couldn't keep my eyes of his enormous....

[Griffin NoName]

....bulging camera lens, one of those convex ones which he said would really show off Big Brenda's......

[DaveL]

...recent burlesque photographic collection, which showed of her very round, fullish...

[Black Bart]

(hang on we've gone from Rosy to Big Brenda in one installation!!!)

...pet Hamster called Nigel.  As Nigel whirled around on his wheel the photographer had snapped Brenda bending over to fill Nigel's water bottle and the whole frame was filled with Brenda's huge...