Lion Proverbs

[Swatopluk]

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. ~ Walter Winchell

[Griffin NoName]

Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to lions.

~from an episode of Dr Who

[Swatopluk]

Why are there no arctic lions (leopards and tigers and bears can be found in all climates)?

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Sea Lions?

[Swatopluk]

Except for the Steller sub species none of them comes even close to cold climates. And even those don't go into the areas North of the Bering Strait, so I'd call them more of a subarctic bunch.
I guess the spelling is wrong anyway. It should be seal ions (wandering seals).

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There is a lion on line nine, Ayn.

[Griffin NoName]

The most erroneous lions are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.

[Swatopluk]

Although it is rare: behind the lion mask may hide a true lion

[Griffin NoName]

PASSPORT, n. A document treacherously inflicted upon a lion going abroad, exposing him as an alien and pointing him out for special reprobation and outrage.

[Swatopluk]

Although called king of the desert, the lion needs lots of water and thus is rarely found in his 'kingdom'

[pieces o nine]

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unlionable Rights,

[Swatopluk]

He who bathes the lion is bathed himself in his own sweat

[Griffin NoName]

Beware of no lion more than yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us.

[Sibling DavidH]

At that Mother got proper blazing,
'And thank you, sir, kindly,' said she.
'What, waste all our lives raising children
To feed ruddy Lions? Not me!'

[Griffin NoName]

Transported to a surreal landscape, a young lioness kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.

[Swatopluk]

A lion, a unicorn and a penguin walk into a bar...