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Griffin NoName

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk


Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city ring road
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk


Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city ring road and returned
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city ring road and returned their bus-passes
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk


Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city ring road and returned their bus-passes before rampaging

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city ring road and returned their bus-passes before rampaging round the
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk



Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city ring road and returned their bus-passes before rampaging round the monument of
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city ring road and returned their bus-passes before rampaging round the monument of Beefsteak Charlie

Swatopluk


Chapter 55


Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city ring road and returned their bus-passes before rampaging round the monument of Beefsteak Charlie erected after
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city ring road and returned their bus-passes before rampaging round the monument of Beefsteak Charlie erected after his coronary.

Swatopluk


Chapter 55


Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city ring road and returned their bus-passes before rampaging round the monument of Beefsteak Charlie erected after his coronary. Leaving hospital
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName


Chapter 55


Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city ring road and returned their bus-passes before rampaging round the monument of Beefsteak Charlie erected after his coronary. Leaving hospital by the
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk



Chapter 55


Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city ring road and returned their bus-passes before rampaging round the monument of Beefsteak Charlie erected after his coronary. Leaving hospital by the main chimney
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#7424
Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats left the inner city ring road and returned their bus-passes before rampaging round the monument of the Unamed


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