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Swatopluk


Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg.

Swatopluk


Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk


Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk


Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk


Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk


Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Swatopluk


Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk


Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than the hexes on Ququeeg. Nonetheless the street facilities erupted with working girls going for their fixes in the pouring rain. When hit with charges of public indecency, the vegan bats
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.