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[Griffin NoName]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by

[Swatopluk]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The

[Swatopluk]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter

[Swatopluk]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the

[Swatopluk]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages,

[Swatopluk]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the

[Swatopluk]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse

[Swatopluk]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less

[Griffin NoName]

Chapter 55

Not before dawn were the Burmese elephants allowed to drink liquid laxatives from the fountains at the palace, lest Ququeeg lose his virginity too rapidly during the mating of Hanuman and end up in Bedlam without any offspring produced. Progenitor had founded a 5,000 foot podiatery clinic in central West Virginia with funds from a satanic pro-life foot fetishist with athlete's toes and a severe brewer's droop but bad footgear and an inability to get a clue. Not the least of the children who had bought into the Ponzi & Pizzicati Easter raffle would ever be able to march on Tuesdays let alone play the dreaded vuvuzela again. As night fell, packs of hungry hamsters chewed every flipflop and then spat on the warm blooded vegan bats, who shouted ultrasound cusses and anti-carnivorous alliterative verse at them. Outdone by extra big tree sloths, the hamsters beat a butterfly to conjure up death by way of precedent. The curse of Lower Slaughter the Fifth of the Manndráp family home villages, a municipality within the Northern quarter, was worse and less good than