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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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Swatopluk

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Opsa

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable one. With

Griffin NoName

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable one. With no friends
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable one. With no friends except succubi
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable one. With no friends except succubi, the lucidity
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable one. With no friends except succubi, the lucidity of Lucy
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Roland Deschain

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable one. With no friends except succubi, the lucidity of Lucy metamorphosed into
"I love cheese" - Buffy Summers


Griffin NoName

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable one. With no friends except succubi, the lucidity of Lucy metamorphosed into scaremongering. Emilio
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Opsa

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable one. With no friends except succubi, the lucidity of Lucy metamorphosed into scaremongering. Emilio quickly defused

Swatopluk

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable one. With no friends except succubi, the lucidity of Lucy metamorphosed into scaremongering. Emilio quickly defused tensions between
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable one. With no friends except succubi, the lucidity of Lucy metamorphosed into scaremongering. Emilio quickly defused tensions between the children
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable one. With no friends except succubi, the lucidity of Lucy metamorphosed into scaremongering. Emilio quickly defused tensions between the children of darkness
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable one. With no friends except succubi, the lucidity of Lucy metamorphosed into scaremongering. Emilio quickly defused tensions between the children of darkness by loosening
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck, Vaskpctxl and the unpronouncable one. With no friends except succubi, the lucidity of Lucy metamorphosed into scaremongering. Emilio quickly defused tensions between the children of darkness by loosening the girdle
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.