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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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Swatopluk

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Opsa

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman.

Swatopluk

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics

Swatopluk

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName








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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


pieces o nine

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Mourning crowds swathed in purple pantaloons with black crepe and chiffon, gold lamé embroidered with mushrooms and onions with a distinct caramelized aroma, something that Katy Perry in her hayday wore for laughs.  The ceremony took longer than the Dalai Lama would paint a mandala on Mandela's ex-wife's exposed ear lobes using ultramarine bilge paint mixed with arsenic and old lace. Emilio lusted for Tilsiter McStrudel, the cheesy Scot with the sugary, mealy mouthed expression, 0% fat, and enormous levels of calorific energy stored in his flanks. This desire was greater at noon than midnight. It was at a piercing pain appreciation seminar that re-assured him and freed him of incrusted buboes therapy that hadn't healed by demonic intervention. In order to lance and axe the boils and furuncles before they ruptured, sterilization was* foregone and instead sacred chants used to scare away feral children from the randy Scotsman. Total failure. The children drew their tribal hieroglyphics onto sacred pentograms with dark ultramarine permanent ink. This summoned the demons from heck,
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677