Xian hypocrisy...

[Opsa]

One of my fondest wishes is exactly that:  replace the majority of ReThugs (and not a few DemoWimps too) with actual, working toaster-ovens.

Instead of what we have now?  (nothing useful is getting done...)   We'd at least be able to have a nice piece of toast.

I dunno, Bob. Some radical long-haired commie once allegedly observed that we can't live by bread alone. 
We're gonna need something to go with all that toast...   

Ginger marmalade?

I'm just worried that that toast will be us.

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

One of my fondest wishes is exactly that:  replace the majority of ReThugs (and not a few DemoWimps too) with actual, working toaster-ovens.

Instead of what we have now?  (nothing useful is getting done...)   We'd at least be able to have a nice piece of toast.

I dunno, Bob. Some radical long-haired commie once allegedly observed that we can't live by bread alone. 
We're gonna need something to go with all that toast...   

Fair enough.  Every 6th one, we'll replace with a butter churn instead.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

Are we talking about deep frying congress-critters?

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

Are we talking about deep frying congress-critters?

Well, you know what they say about super-fatty meats:  they deep-fry up all crisp and lovely.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The image brings my most sadistic impulses just imagining the screams...

[Bob in a quantum-state-of-faith]

The image brings my most sadistic impulses just imagining the screams...

Start the oil out at a comfortable 90 degrees F (about 30-35 degrees C or so)

For each and every kick-back, each privileged excess, each bribe (legal or otherwise), each presumed special status perk? 

Raise the temperature of that oil by one degree.

For any given politico?  That'd be well into the 400 degree range, a good point to cap the temperature.

And for every honest statement?  For every humble apology for mistakes made?  Reduce it 10 degrees-- honesty and humbleness ought to be encouraged, after all.

You'd still have sufficient cooking temperature, I would wager.