The Never Ending Toadfish Interview Cycle!

[Swatopluk]

1) Do you feel more sorry for the dead soldier or for his/her family?
Family. The dead is not affected anymore (though he could have other problems, if a vengeful deity waits on the other side)

2) Do you feel more sorry for the family of the victims or for the family of the gunman?
Default option A, open to change depending on characters involved.

3) What, besides frogurt, chocolate, alcohol, drugs or gelato helps to cheer you up when you're feeling sorrowful?
Starting a war of aggression on my PC . Sorry, no patented solutions to that problem.

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1. Ever read Bellum Yogurtinum (The Dairy Wars? ) by Sallust?
Ok, I know that it is actually Bellum Jugurthinum

2. What do you think about the Muppet Show?

3. Should frogs be fed frogurt?

[beagle]

1. Ever read Bellum Yogurtinum (The Dairy Wars? ) by Sallust?

Nope, but if you can have a War of the Roses I'm sure you can have one about Yoghourt. I'm on the side of strawberry.


2. What do you think about the Muppet Show?

I think Jim Henson was a genius, as was Lew Grade for financing it. And I don't believe that story that Lew asked the "Jesus of Nazareth" people whether they could make do with six disciples.


3. Should frogs be fed frogurt?

Whatever. Just remember that key O-level schoolboy French phrase. "Je ne mange pas les cuisses de grenouilles".


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1  Would you eat frog's legs? *

2  Would you eat horse?

3  Would you eat snails?

Bonus question. Ettes vous Francais?

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* assuming non siege of Stalingrad type conditions.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

1  Would you eat frog's legs? *

Yes.

2  Would you eat horse?

I had horse sausages. Quite tasty.

3  Would you eat snails?

I would probably try it.

Bonus question. Ettes vous Francais?

Non, mais je parle francais assez bien.

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1. Do you use any instant messenger programs on regular basis?

2. Is love a drug?

3. Is life a drug?

Bonus question: Is frogurt a drug?

[beagle]

1. Do you use any instant messenger programs on regular basis?
Yep, In fact until recently I worked for what became a virtual company held together by MS Im and Skype.


2. Is love a drug?
I have it on the best authority (Roxy Music) that it is.

3. Is life a drug?

No, life is the thing you need drugs to take your mind off.


Bonus question: Is frogurt a drug?

I could stop any time I chose. It's not a problem.

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1 Is this place paid for by the Frogurt Marketing Board?

2 Could it be?

3 What's my percentage?

Bonus question. Are we getting our just desserts?

[Sibling Chatty]

1 Is this place paid for by the Frogurt Marketing Board?

We wish...

2 Could it be?

Good question. MB? Opsa??

3 What's my percentage?

Same as now.

Bonus question. Are we getting our just desserts?

Not if all the dessert we get is Frogurt. I want CAKE!!!



1. What is your favorite kind of cake?

2. Can you teach a Sneech?

3. Ever had a rootbeer float?

Bonus Question: What's for lunch?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

1. What is your favorite kind of cake?

Preferably with chocolate.

2. Can you teach a Sneech?

Never met one, so probably not.

3. Ever had a rootbeer float?

Never had rootbeer, so no is the answer.

Bonus Question: What's for lunch?

The thing I put in the thread "recipes to share". It's in the oven now and I can't wait for ti to be finished (any moment now).



1. Can you live without your cellphone?

2. How do you open beer-bottles?

3. What year is your computer from?

Bonus: Is the frogurt period over?

[Swatopluk]

1. Can you live without your cellphone?
No, because I do not have one (or had), so I can't live without my cellphone

2. How do you open beer-bottles?
Apart from not drinking beer, I open bottles depending on type by either unscrewing or using a bottle opener.

3. What year is your computer from?
The one I sit in front of is about 10 years old, the one at home maybe five.

Bonus: Is the frogurt period over?
I hope so, period.

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1. Can frogs feel hurt?

2. Whom do you call when a frog was/is hurt on your property?

3. Does Kermit eat yogurt? (he definitely drinks milk)

Bonus question: Frogs hurt worse than frogurt greened (with mould)?

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

1. Can frogs feel hurt?
I imagine they do although it must be quite different from what we feel.

2. Whom do you call when a frog was/is hurt on your property?
Not PETA. From time to time frogs (or more exactly, toads) get 'hurt' by cars. It is obviously terminal and you wait for the landscapers to clean up.

3. Does Kermit eat yogurt? (he definitely drinks milk)
It is quite likely but I can't be sure of it. A better question would be, does he eat porkchops?

Bonus question: Frogs hurt worse than frogurt greened (with mould)?
Hurt who? The frog does feel something, while the frogurt most likely don't.

1) Does Kermit eat porkchops?

2) Censored question

3) How does Miss Piggy feel about it?

No bonus question for this round.

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

1) Does Kermit eat porkchops?

He, probably does.

2) Censored question

Censored answer

3) How does Miss Piggy feel about it?

She likes it.

No bonus question for this round.

And no bonus answer.




1. What is your favourite smilie around here?

2. How's the weather?

3. Should Kosovo be independant?

Bonus question: Answer whatever question you want  that you find in this thread in the past three pages.

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

1. What is your favourite smilie around here?


2. How's the weather?
Cooler than usual, hopefully it will last, though I doubt it.

3. Should Kosovo be independant?
Painful one. If I understand correctly it is still part of Serbia but for all practical purposes it isn't, IOW it almost independent already. How many serbians are still in Kosovo? I also remember reading that after the war there seemed to be an opposite ethnic cleansing (ethnic albanians removing serbians). I guess, whatever portions are still on a serbian majority should remain with Serbia and the rest should either join Albania or do its thing.

Bonus question: Answer whatever question you want  that you find in this thread in the past three pages.
What year is your computer from?
The oldest part (a harddisk about 3 years) the newest (the processor) about 3 months.



1. Big chaotic city or small town big hell?

2. Sci-fi or Fantasy?

3. You can go back in time and save someone. Who?

[Sibling Chatty]

1. Big chaotic city or small town big hell?

Tiny little bitty town, and most of the hell comes from elsewhere.

2. Sci-fi or Fantasy?

Pratchett, Harlan Ellison (that's one of each-ish) and everything else is negotiable by author, sometimes by book.

3. You can go back in time and save someone. Who?

My sister.

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1. True or false: Those who do not remember history are condemned to repeat it.

2. Fill in the blank: My preferred mode of transportation is ____________.

3. Multiple choice: My current choice of underclothing is
A. White
B. Black
C. Red
D. Print
E. None of the above.

Bonus question: What color are your socks?

[Swatopluk]

1. True or false: Those who do not remember history are condemned to repeat it.
Even some that do the first also do the second and occasionally even on purpose.
WW2 was planned partially as an improved replay of WW1 for example.

2. Fill in the blank: My preferred mode of transportation is ____________.
safe

3. Multiple choice: My current choice of underclothing is
A. White
B. Black
C. Red
D. Print
E. None of the above.
A (at least in the morning)

Bonus question: What color are your socks?
Somewhere between beige (new) and white (washed often enough to bleach)

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1. What's more important for children to learn, basic math or basic history?

2. Is reading or writing well more important?

3. Is listening to a complete recording of a book (or someone reading it to you) equally effective as reading the book yourself or less or more?

Bonus question: Did you ever read My Pet Goat?

[Griffin NoName]

What's more important for children to learn, basic math or basic history?

Since learning from history seems not to work (see above questions), maths.

Is reading or writing well more important?

First I have to decipher the sentence. Certain sections of UK society would read it as "Is reading or writing well-more important?". However, I shall answer "Is reading or writing-well more important?" as I think was intended.

Reading is vital to my imagination. Writing is not. Writing-well even less so. If I cannot read I cannot breathe.

Is listening to a complete recording of a book (or someone reading it to you) equally effective as reading the book yourself or less or more?

See above. I don't want someone else's interpretation as given by tone and inflection of voice.

Bonus question: Did you ever read My Pet Goat?

No. And since meeting Goat here, I am definitely going to avoid it. Assuming it exists.

"well-more" for example, may be used to mean like "really really really more"

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1. Have you ever set fire to your hair?

2. When you open the front door to somone do you cover up if you are undressed?

3. What carrot would induce you to do the dirty on someone else? (what dirty? be honest).

Bonus Question: what makes you sneeze?

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

1. What's more important for children to learn, basic math or basic history?
Basic Math, history is important but basic math is, well, basic. Even in a pre-agrarian society is of vital importance.

2. Is reading or writing well more important?
Than basic math or among themselves? Writing is a subset of reading, and regarding math, well, it is still more important for survival.

3. Is listening to a complete recording of a book (or someone reading it to you) equally effective as reading the book yourself or less or more?
Depends of the reader. A good one can really make a difference, although it is a different experience, reading you can stop and re-read passages, listening is awkward to rewind. Up until now I read the Harry Potter with to kid making voices and trying to act them as good as I can, and it is fun.

Bonus question: Did you ever read My Pet Goat?
Nope.

Darn, other set...
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1. Have you ever set fire to your hair?
Not really, a bit as a kid but more to experiment.

2. When you open the front door to somone do you cover up if you are undressed?
If I'm naked I put something on before opening the door, so nope, I don't cover my self.

3. What carrot would induce you to do the dirty on someone else? (what dirty? be honest).
Holy cow! I'm not sure how to read that question. I imagine carrot = deed, and the dirty = vengeful action. It has to be something big enough for me to do it, and there is a big chance it just remains a plan. In the end I see it as: if the opportunity presents itself to return the favor, then I will.

Bonus Question: what makes you sneeze?
Combination of dust, and cold weather.

1. If you feel sad you put sad music or moved music?

2. Do you have a good audio system at home?

3. Is it the same for you to sit down at home and listen music than going to a concert (musically speaking, not for friends, the crowd, etc).

Bonus question: how often do you cut your hair?

[Kiyoodle the Gambrinous]

1. If you feel sad you put sad music or moved music?

It depends on the sadness. If I need cheering up, I put cheering up music, if I want to remain sad, I play sad music.

2. Do you have a good audio system at home?

Unfortunately, at the moment I have only the speakers of my laptop.

3. Is it the same for you to sit down at home and listen music than going to a concert (musically speaking, not for friends, the crowd, etc).

Not really. I prefer going o a concert. It's just another experience, most of all, the majority of bands I listen to, sound better live.

Bonus question: how often do you cut your hair?

I used to hate cutting my hair, so it happened that I wouldn't go to the hairdresser for months. Now I go at least once in a month.

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1. Is Eye for an eye an optin in your life?

2. Do you say "Hello" and "Good-Bye" and "Thank you" when in a supermarket (the big kind, not the small family business nex-door)?

3. Dou you like wearing hats?

Bonus bonus bonus: Do you like these bonus questions?