I'll never die until I...

[Gloria The Camel]

Do a backsault (backflip). I WILL do a backsault (backflip). On solid ground not trampolines, by all gods and dieties I will do one. 
It shouldn't be to hard, just practice at the gym. Easy!

[The Meromorph]

am forgotten...
This does mean I'll sort of sputter in and out for a few weeks towards the end.

[DISCO GODZILLAJESUSZ]

I do a crazy ass guitar solo in front of thousands of people.

[Aphos]

...until Robert Jordan actually finishes his "Wheel of Time" series.

As things are going, I figure this makes me good for a long, loooooooooong time.

[ivor]

Death is only a hypothesis. 

MB

[Gloria The Camel]

Google define: hypothesis 

[DeadPoet]

...until Guns 'n' Roses release "Chinese Democracy".

Which means that I'll probably still have a few years to live..

[Sibling Spoffish]

Until I can speak Russian, Chinese, Arabic, and Welsh.

[Aggie]

...until Robert Jordan actually finishes his "Wheel of Time" series.

As things are going, I figure this makes me good for a long, loooooooooong time.

I'm just hoping that Robert Jordan has the same goal in mind....

[Bluenose]

I'll never die until I...


...do.   

Sibling Bluenose

[Bruder Cuzzen]

I'll never die until I discover thye secret to immortality .

[Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)]

The secret to immorality?

[Sibling Chatty]

I'll never die until I discover thye secret to immortality .

Children. Yours, or those of others that are close enough to you to carry your memory forward.

My niece called me this evening and told me her 3 year old daughter had just told one of her brothers "Yakkada-yakkada, your mouth's runnin' but you ain' said a thing."--which she'd learned from her mother, which her mother learned from me.

Immortality. And generations of smart-mouthed women. 

[Scriblerus the Philosophe]

Ahh, those are the only kind there ought to be!


I will never die until I do something worthwhile.

Which is up to me to define. So I may simply choose to never define it.

[Bruder Cuzzen]

I'll never die until I discover thye secret to immortality .

Children. Yours, or those of others that are close enough to you to carry your memory forward.
....

Dammit , i'm a goner now...