Pertishiun!! Shame on 'em !!

[Griffin NoName]

Oi 'av it on good orthority that ther be a lode 'o stinkin' h'upstarts givin' Piratin' a bad name sailin' the seez jest now.

Oi begs ye ter sine h'up ter this pertishiun ter name an' shame 'em.

Ye ken h'also h'add yer h'own pursunol messidje if yer wants ter.

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We ther h'undersined, h'ar desgisted by ther stinkin' h'upstarts givin' Piratin' a bad name an' frettenin' ther trew spirrit o' ther seez. We begs ter h'insist we as' nuffin' ter do wiv 'em, an' fervermoor them no way be h'actin' in owr name. Put doun yer guns, we sez, that be playn cheetin' h'an nastie wiv it.

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[pieces o nine]

Yarrr!

[Opsa]

Y'arrrggghhh!

Any ov 'em what wants to put down their weppins and pick up a flagon ov grog may join us and the rest can be keelhawled.

[Aggie]

Iffin' it be that lot wot's comandeeerin' oyl tankards an the loike wot yer on about... I knows wer to finds 'em.  That lot be the UYG Pirates ovver on goggle finance*.  I think they's ties with this lot:

[youtube=425,350]KX61PUZ3xkI[/youtube]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX61PUZ3xkI
*srsly, any forum I participate in ends up with pirates sooner or later.

Example post (copy/paste frum summwer's oi think):

Somali Pirates in Discussions to Acquire Citigroup

By Andreas Hippin
   November 20 (Bloomberg) -- The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis
known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are
negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.

   The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing
cash stockpiles, earned most recently from hijacking numerous ships,
including most recently a $200 million Saudi Arabian oil tanker. The
Somali pirates are offering up to $0.10 per share for Citigroup,
pirate spokesman Sugule Ali said earlier today. The negotiations have
entered the final stage, Ali said.

   "You may not like our price, but we are not in the business of
paying for things. Be happy we are in the mood to
offer the shareholders anything," said Ali.

   The pirates will finance part of the purchase by selling new Pirate
Ransom Backed Securities.  The PRBS's are backed by the cash flows
from future ransom payments from hijackings in the Gulf of Aden.
Moody's and S&P have already issued their top investment grade ratings
for the PRBS's.

   Head pirate, Ubu Kalid Shandu, said: "We need a bank so that we
have a place to keep all of our ransom money. Thankfully, the
dislocations in the capital markets has allowed us to purchase
Citigroup
at an attractive valuation and to take advantage of TARP capital to
grow the business even faster."

   Shandu added, "We don't call ourselves pirates. We are coastguards
and this will just allow us to guard our coasts better."

*CITI IN TALKS WITH SOMALI PIRATES FOR POSSIBLE CAPITAL INFUSION

*WILL REQUIRE ALL CITI EMPLOYEES TO WEAR PATCH OVER ONE EYE

*SOMALIAN PIRATES APPLY TO BECOME BANK TO ACCESS TARP

*PAULSON: TARP PIRATE EQUITY IS AN `INVESTMENT,' WILL PAY OFF

*KASHKARI SAYS `SOMALI PIRATES ARE 'FUNDAMENTALLY SOUND' '

*Moody's upgrade Somali Pirates to AAA

*HUD SAYS SOMALI DHOW FORECLOSURE PROGRAM HAD `VERY LOW'
PARTICPATION

*SOMALI PIRATES IN DISCUSSION TO ACQUIRE CITIBANK

*FED OFFICIALS: AGGRESSIVE EASING WOULD CUT SOMALI PIRATE RISK

* FED AGREED OCT. 29 TO TAKE `WHATEVER STEPS' NEEDED FOR SOMALI
PIRATES

[Griffin NoName]

Example post (copy/paste frum summwer's oi think):

Somali Pirates in Discussions to Acquire Citigroup

By Andreas Hippin
   November 20 (Bloomberg) -- The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis
known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are
negotiating a purchase of Citigroup...

<snip>

*Moody's upgrade Somali Pirates to AAA

*HUD SAYS SOMALI DHOW FORECLOSURE PROGRAM HAD `VERY LOW'
PARTICPATION

*SOMALI PIRATES IN DISCUSSION TO ACQUIRE CITIBANK

*FED OFFICIALS: AGGRESSIVE EASING WOULD CUT SOMALI PIRATE RISK

* FED AGREED OCT. 29 TO TAKE `WHATEVER STEPS' NEEDED FOR SOMALI
PIRATES

Aaaar!

Wun o' me own persinall h'ojbecshiuns be them be gettin' it h'all tax free !

[anthrobabe]

Blasted somali pirates anyway.
Howevers they does haves a bit o good sense n all.
They takes whot proffits they getz frum the plunders and uses it to buyz more better hequipment and such instead o spendin hit all on grog and wenches.
cos whots tha fun in awl o that

[Griffin NoName]

H'actuwlly, it be as we auwt ter start ter see sum global freezin' wot wiv ther bein' so menny 'o 'em !

[Black Bart]

Anyone fancy sum hextra oil fer fendin orf the winter chill...see me round the back o the Benbow.

[Griffin NoName]

Arrrr! Them fownd the Sirius Star by satellite. 423 miles h'up in the sky. Oi bees h'impressed. Ther be a lot o' space up there an' trillions o' stars.

[Black Bart]

I can't remember wot on earf dis thread is about...

...I sais dat on ALL the threads.

[Griffin NoName]

It be abowt Pirates

[DaveL]

O'ill give 'em a job.

Wif those grenade launchers, those chappies will do nicely for my annual event on the 24th of December ie shootin the bejeebies out of Santa, or if they be charitable, kidnappin him.

[pieces o nine]

Oi wunners 'ow many barrels ov oil cood be rendered from ol Sandy Claws?

[Black Bart]

Oi wunners 'ow many barrels ov oil cood be rendered from ol Sandy Claws?

Judgin by the one I took me kids ta see at the local garden centre, several million barrels, he were a greasy old git I've ever I've seen one!