Protect yer Polly

[Aggie]

   Parrot purloiners on the loose in La Belle Provence:

http://www.cbc.ca/consumer/story/2008/02/25/parrot.html

[Opsa]

I recommend training your parrot to go ballistic whenever it hears a Canadian accent.



_{I'm kidding, Canuckistanners!}

[Aggie]

Ayuh, that's a Canadien accent you have to worry about, not a Canadian one. 

[Opsa]

I blame my mistake on the lack of a beer and maple flavored Poptart.

[Black Bart]

Arrrrrr...try one o these wot blend in wiv their surroundins...not even a Canadian would steal a bunch o grass:

[Bruder Cuzzen]

I recommend training your parrot to go ballistic whenever it hears a Canadian accent.



_{I'm kidding, Canuckistanners!}

Wot ye goin' on aboot ? I hasn't got no axsint !

[Opsa]

Depends on which country yer in.

And I knows plenty of Canandiens who loiks grass. 

[Aggie]

Ayuh, we grow and gather plenty o' wheat up here. Wot's that bird, a reed canary? 

[Opsa]

Isn't it pretty? Is that a rare Canadien Caribou-Parrot?

[Black Bart]

Aye tis rare enough...and only any use if ye be sailin through a cornfield!

[anthrobabe]

Depends on which country yer in.

And I knows plenty of Canandiens who loiks grass. 

[Aggie]

Aye tis rare enough...and only any use if ye be sailin through a cornfield!

That's wot Prairie Schooners be for!

[Black Bart]

Arrrrrrrrr...I only just got the 'Grass' reference...Ha harr!

Camberwell Carrot anyone?

[Aggie]

Oi'll be waiting a long while if I expect ye to have any Divine Moments of Truth in regards to the 'reed canary' reference, then.


_{Horribly obscure reference. I'm a former biology & organic chemistry student - it's purely a theoretical interest.}

[Black Bart]

According to Wikipedia:

Reed canary grass is also planted as a hay crop or for forage. Furthermore it provides fibers which find use in pulp and papermaking processes.

I aint stickin any o that in me pipe!