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Started by Black Bart, January 29, 2008, 10:20:04 AM

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Griffin NoName

#30
February 14, 2008, 04:58:11 PM

The Black Spot celebrates birthday with a I rubba dub dub my Pirate Duckie

Lifesize ************** seen floating in harbour
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

DaveL

#31
February 15, 2008, 12:01:28 AM Last Edit: February 15, 2008, 12:03:55 AM by DaveL
Lifesize Big Bratwurst from Big Ron's 'Das Rhineland' range seen floating in the harbour

Mayor Keith was found in bed with a ****
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Aphos

#32
February 15, 2008, 05:32:38 AM
Mayor Keith was found in bed with a terrible tummyache - Big Ron's Bratwurst suspected


Portsmouth Ladies Found to be ********
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Bluenose

#33
February 15, 2008, 12:28:59 PM
Portsmouth Ladies Found to be Ladies After All, Hundreds Of Pirates Collapse At The News


Black Bart's Treasure Found In ***********
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

anthrobabe

#34
February 15, 2008, 01:52:47 PM
Black Bart's Treasure Found In  The Benbow Lost and Found!



Aphos found in possession of *************!
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

Aphos

#35
February 16, 2008, 05:32:58 AM
Aphos found in possession of some of his senses.  Millions astonished!


Pachyderm runs for *************
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

anthrobabe

#36
February 16, 2008, 02:09:09 PM
Pachyderm runs for POTUS! Promises to eliminate taxes on peanuts and acacia!

Bluenose thinks Pizza the Hutt is *******
Saucy Gert Pettigrew at your service, head ale wench, ships captain, mayorial candidate, anthropologist, flirtation specialist.

pieces o nine

#37
February 17, 2008, 03:58:41 AM
Bluenose thinks Pizza the Hutt is his kind of scum: fish-less and in-venting.


The 828th Annual Portsmouth Country Club "Y'Gotta Regatta" disrupted by ...
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Black Bart

#38
February 18, 2008, 11:22:47 AM
Quote from: Bluenose on February 15, 2008, 12:28:59 PM
Portsmouth Ladies Found to be Ladies After All, Hundreds Of Pirates Collapse At The News


Black Bart's Treasure Found In ***********

Black Bart's Treasure found in Conservatory:

She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Aphos

#39
February 18, 2008, 11:36:06 PM

The 828th Annual Portsmouth Country Club "Y'Gotta Regatta" disrupted by "Free the Gerbils" demonstration



**********  found in Admiral Benbow's alley
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Black Bart

#40
February 19, 2008, 01:35:27 PM
Callico Jack's wig found alive in Admiral Benbow's alley

Plague of ******** hits Portsmouth
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

Griffin NoName

#41
February 19, 2008, 07:38:55 PM

Plague of Black Bart Clones hits Portsmouth


Portsmouth grannies surprised by **************
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Aphos

#42
February 20, 2008, 06:50:14 AM
Portsmouth grannies surprised by Hot Toddy shortage



Rum declared *************
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

DaveL

#43
June 09, 2008, 08:06:24 AM
Rum declared to replace Town Water Supply

Big Ron caught manhandling his *****
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!

Bluenose

#44
June 09, 2008, 10:14:05 AM
Big Ron caught manhandling his sausage

Davel's pink dress involved in "wardrobe malfuntion" during ********
Myers Briggs personality type: ENTP -  "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.
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