Finish the Pirate Headlines

[Black Bart]

Post a headline with missing words...next person fills in the gaps in an amusing way eg:

Big Ron Takes Blame for ******** on Black Bart's ship

[Bluenose]

Big Ron Takes Blame for strange smell on Black Bart's ship



Black Bart denies biting Big Ron in the ********

[DaveL]

Black Bart denies biting Big Ron in the

Veal and Rosemary

[Black Bart]

Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Smothered by a ********.

[Griffin NoName]

Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Smothered by a bald parrot.

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Big Ron kicked in the *********.[

[Pachyderm]

Big Ron kicked in the Take-a-Penalty for Charity Competition.


Cutlass found in ********.

[anthrobabe]

Cutlass found in Mr. Blobbys Mullett.





Bustlin Brian arrested for *********!

[Griffin NoName]

Bustlin Brian arrested for mixing up cock and ball stories !!



Black Bart falls off the ***********  again !!

[Bluenose]

Black Bart falls off the statue of Moll Flanders again !!




PPPS Distilleries Inc deny adding ********** to Captain's Delight XO!

[pieces o nine]

PPPS Distilleries Inc deny adding Bay Rum to Captain's Delight XO!




DaveL spotted purchasing ********** in upscale Portsmouth boutique!!

[Bruder Cuzzen]

DaveL spotted purchasing frilly pink lace ( instead of pilliaging said items) in upscale Portsmouth boutique !




Tiddles says he's " not a *********

[Griffin NoName]

Tiddles says he is not a threat to local rodents or residents


E-Pirates take over the *******

[Bruder Cuzzen]

E-Pirates take over the rest of the alphabet ' ostage !!


Rodents Lil and Phil claim that ******

[DaveL]

Rodents Lil and Phil claim that Tiddles can kill

Hackles the Rescue Dog is off his leash and is busting for a

[Black Bart]

Hackles the Rescue Dog is off his leash and is busting for a salty tail

Hackles the Rescue Dog plays with his own******/b]