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Swatopluk

#3075
November 09, 2009, 03:23:28 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

#3076
November 09, 2009, 04:12:41 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName

#3077
November 09, 2009, 06:55:38 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#3078
November 10, 2009, 10:44:02 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#3079
November 11, 2009, 05:26:59 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#3080
November 12, 2009, 08:10:37 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

pieces o nine

#3081
November 12, 2009, 08:12:05 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Swatopluk

#3082
November 12, 2009, 08:15:32 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

#3083
November 12, 2009, 03:55:38 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar

Griffin NoName

#3084
November 12, 2009, 06:57:29 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#3085
November 13, 2009, 08:01:12 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#3086
November 13, 2009, 06:00:07 PM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons uknown. Several
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#3087
November 14, 2009, 07:44:45 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons uknown. Several enebriated centipedes
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

#3088
November 14, 2009, 08:17:33 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons uknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

Swatopluk

#3089
November 15, 2009, 08:15:32 AM
Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off his trusty Winchester while his sidekick 'Information loss' Carter searched the larder for leeches. Having found several indignant anemics in the pantry, he applied rat poison to the celestial choir. St.Lucifer followed close behind, picking up a loose canon and lighting his pipe with a flaming idiot. Popcorn spilt from the bowl, hitting the ground at a speed of roughly twice Mach 1 breaking all his toes into thousands of huge ugly purple and irritatingly staining the heirloom doilies from Grandma. Figuratively speaking, if you hang the bad grammar. Will anyone shake spear and hem Ming way with a kerfluffle of paraphanalia ? No televangelist worth dating would ever attend Crochet 101 or read that very invigorating psalm of Psammetich which always and with extreme unctuousness caused a strange effluent to emerge from the Stygian gloom that filled the wardrobe. Nonetheless Emilio thought it wise to punch the clock by the back entrance just in front of bouncer Fauntleroy Hovis-Weatherbottom. The bouncer's shadowed visage lit up a cigar in triplicate for reasons uknown. Several enebriated centipedes lurched around his quite
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.
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