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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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Griffin NoName

24th chapter
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On Monday the 111th of Blume Ing Nuisance marched upon West Lothebury during lunch on the banks of Loch Lowbrow. Broken eggs were the marker used to determine the quickest retreat from Sevastopol to Nizhny Novgorod on Avon. The yolks turned green which meant an incognito would soon appear. This foreboding omen boded fore play around ominous bogs. All the sunken meadows sprouted echinoderms embelished with incrustations of muck from the ground up sabre wielding zombies wellington boots. But Emilio washed his silver halberd before dashing right into the wasteland. Centuries later when they still were digging the tunnel to Ethiopia, Emilio forgot to brush his moustache after washing his eyelashes with bleach. Every drop of said elixir promoted better health care and improved the bottom line now so important under the new and horribly strict "Fish-head Administration". Lumberjacks took women's clothing seriously so the choir dressed up as RCMP sailors in pink high thigh boots and "Wonderbras". Emilio liked him some - what? who? But of course the special ones with big and silken ears hadn't even been trimmed since the last autumn leaves took the meaning of the term wafting too #*$% literally. So next to nothing was disturbed, except Emilio. Sublimating his anguish and desperate despair, he could barely contain his anger. He ranted into his pocket handkerchief possessed by The Zorg, but it had little if any zest to rescue him before the world turned
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

24th chapter
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On Monday the 111th of Blume Ing Nuisance marched upon West Lothebury during lunch on the banks of Loch Lowbrow. Broken eggs were the marker used to determine the quickest retreat from Sevastopol to Nizhny Novgorod on Avon. The yolks turned green which meant an incognito would soon appear. This foreboding omen boded fore play around ominous bogs. All the sunken meadows sprouted echinoderms embelished with incrustations of muck from the ground up sabre wielding zombies wellington boots. But Emilio washed his silver halberd before dashing right into the wasteland. Centuries later when they still were digging the tunnel to Ethiopia, Emilio forgot to brush his moustache after washing his eyelashes with bleach. Every drop of said elixir promoted better health care and improved the bottom line now so important under the new and horribly strict "Fish-head Administration". Lumberjacks took women's clothing seriously so the choir dressed up as RCMP sailors in pink high thigh boots and "Wonderbras". Emilio liked him some - what? who? But of course the special ones with big and silken ears hadn't even been trimmed since the last autumn leaves took the meaning of the term wafting too #*$% literally. So next to nothing was disturbed, except Emilio. Sublimating his anguish and desperate despair, he could barely contain his anger. He ranted into his pocket handkerchief possessed by The Zorg, but it had little if any zest to rescue him before the world turned backwards for
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

24th chapter
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On Monday the 111th of Blume Ing Nuisance marched upon West Lothebury during lunch on the banks of Loch Lowbrow. Broken eggs were the marker used to determine the quickest retreat from Sevastopol to Nizhny Novgorod on Avon. The yolks turned green which meant an incognito would soon appear. This foreboding omen boded fore play around ominous bogs. All the sunken meadows sprouted echinoderms embelished with incrustations of muck from the ground up sabre wielding zombies wellington boots. But Emilio washed his silver halberd before dashing right into the wasteland. Centuries later when they still were digging the tunnel to Ethiopia, Emilio forgot to brush his moustache after washing his eyelashes with bleach. Every drop of said elixir promoted better health care and improved the bottom line now so important under the new and horribly strict "Fish-head Administration". Lumberjacks took women's clothing seriously so the choir dressed up as RCMP sailors in pink high thigh boots and "Wonderbras". Emilio liked him some - what? who? But of course the special ones with big and silken ears hadn't even been trimmed since the last autumn leaves took the meaning of the term wafting too #*$% literally. So next to nothing was disturbed, except Emilio. Sublimating his anguish and desperate despair, he could barely contain his anger. He ranted into his pocket handkerchief possessed by The Zorg, but it had little if any zest to rescue him before the world turned backwards for Evensong. Mathilda
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName

24th chapter
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On Monday the 111th of Blume Ing Nuisance marched upon West Lothebury during lunch on the banks of Loch Lowbrow. Broken eggs were the marker used to determine the quickest retreat from Sevastopol to Nizhny Novgorod on Avon. The yolks turned green which meant an incognito would soon appear. This foreboding omen boded fore play around ominous bogs. All the sunken meadows sprouted echinoderms embelished with incrustations of muck from the ground up sabre wielding zombies wellington boots. But Emilio washed his silver halberd before dashing right into the wasteland. Centuries later when they still were digging the tunnel to Ethiopia, Emilio forgot to brush his moustache after washing his eyelashes with bleach. Every drop of said elixir promoted better health care and improved the bottom line now so important under the new and horribly strict "Fish-head Administration". Lumberjacks took women's clothing seriously so the choir dressed up as RCMP sailors in pink high thigh boots and "Wonderbras". Emilio liked him some - what? who? But of course the special ones with big and silken ears hadn't even been trimmed since the last autumn leaves took the meaning of the term wafting too #*$% literally. So next to nothing was disturbed, except Emilio. Sublimating his anguish and desperate despair, he could barely contain his anger. He ranted into his pocket handkerchief possessed by The Zorg, but it had little if any zest to rescue him before the world turned backwards for Evensong. Mathilda swung her
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Pachyderm

24th chapter
----------------------

On Monday the 111th of Blume Ing Nuisance marched upon West Lothebury during lunch on the banks of Loch Lowbrow. Broken eggs were the marker used to determine the quickest retreat from Sevastopol to Nizhny Novgorod on Avon. The yolks turned green which meant an incognito would soon appear. This foreboding omen boded fore play around ominous bogs. All the sunken meadows sprouted echinoderms embelished with incrustations of muck from the ground up sabre wielding zombies wellington boots. But Emilio washed his silver halberd before dashing right into the wasteland. Centuries later when they still were digging the tunnel to Ethiopia, Emilio forgot to brush his moustache after washing his eyelashes with bleach. Every drop of said elixir promoted better health care and improved the bottom line now so important under the new and horribly strict "Fish-head Administration". Lumberjacks took women's clothing seriously so the choir dressed up as RCMP sailors in pink high thigh boots and "Wonderbras". Emilio liked him some - what? who? But of course the special ones with big and silken ears hadn't even been trimmed since the last autumn leaves took the meaning of the term wafting too #*$% literally. So next to nothing was disturbed, except Emilio. Sublimating his anguish and desperate despair, he could barely contain his anger. He ranted into his pocket handkerchief possessed by The Zorg, but it had little if any zest to rescue him before the world turned backwards for Evensong. Mathilda swung her trusty warhammer
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Swatopluk

24th chapter
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On Monday the 111th of Blume Ing Nuisance marched upon West Lothebury during lunch on the banks of Loch Lowbrow. Broken eggs were the marker used to determine the quickest retreat from Sevastopol to Nizhny Novgorod on Avon. The yolks turned green which meant an incognito would soon appear. This foreboding omen boded fore play around ominous bogs. All the sunken meadows sprouted echinoderms embelished with incrustations of muck from the ground up sabre wielding zombies wellington boots. But Emilio washed his silver halberd before dashing right into the wasteland. Centuries later when they still were digging the tunnel to Ethiopia, Emilio forgot to brush his moustache after washing his eyelashes with bleach. Every drop of said elixir promoted better health care and improved the bottom line now so important under the new and horribly strict "Fish-head Administration". Lumberjacks took women's clothing seriously so the choir dressed up as RCMP sailors in pink high thigh boots and "Wonderbras". Emilio liked him some - what? who? But of course the special ones with big and silken ears hadn't even been trimmed since the last autumn leaves took the meaning of the term wafting too #*$% literally. So next to nothing was disturbed, except Emilio. Sublimating his anguish and desperate despair, he could barely contain his anger. He ranted into his pocket handkerchief possessed by The Zorg, but it had little if any zest to rescue him before the world turned backwards for Evensong. Mathilda swung her trusty warhammer made of
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

24th chapter
----------------------

On Monday the 111th of Blume Ing Nuisance marched upon West Lothebury during lunch on the banks of Loch Lowbrow. Broken eggs were the marker used to determine the quickest retreat from Sevastopol to Nizhny Novgorod on Avon. The yolks turned green which meant an incognito would soon appear. This foreboding omen boded fore play around ominous bogs. All the sunken meadows sprouted echinoderms embelished with incrustations of muck from the ground up sabre wielding zombies wellington boots. But Emilio washed his silver halberd before dashing right into the wasteland. Centuries later when they still were digging the tunnel to Ethiopia, Emilio forgot to brush his moustache after washing his eyelashes with bleach. Every drop of said elixir promoted better health care and improved the bottom line now so important under the new and horribly strict "Fish-head Administration". Lumberjacks took women's clothing seriously so the choir dressed up as RCMP sailors in pink high thigh boots and "Wonderbras". Emilio liked him some - what? who? But of course the special ones with big and silken ears hadn't even been trimmed since the last autumn leaves took the meaning of the term wafting too #*$% literally. So next to nothing was disturbed, except Emilio. Sublimating his anguish and desperate despair, he could barely contain his anger. He ranted into his pocket handkerchief possessed by The Zorg, but it had little if any zest to rescue him before the world turned backwards for Evensong. Mathilda swung her trusty warhammer made of freeze-dried aubergines
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Swatopluk

24th chapter
----------------------

On Monday the 111th of Blume Ing Nuisance marched upon West Lothebury during lunch on the banks of Loch Lowbrow. Broken eggs were the marker used to determine the quickest retreat from Sevastopol to Nizhny Novgorod on Avon. The yolks turned green which meant an incognito would soon appear. This foreboding omen boded fore play around ominous bogs. All the sunken meadows sprouted echinoderms embelished with incrustations of muck from the ground up sabre wielding zombies wellington boots. But Emilio washed his silver halberd before dashing right into the wasteland. Centuries later when they still were digging the tunnel to Ethiopia, Emilio forgot to brush his moustache after washing his eyelashes with bleach. Every drop of said elixir promoted better health care and improved the bottom line now so important under the new and horribly strict "Fish-head Administration". Lumberjacks took women's clothing seriously so the choir dressed up as RCMP sailors in pink high thigh boots and "Wonderbras". Emilio liked him some - what? who? But of course the special ones with big and silken ears hadn't even been trimmed since the last autumn leaves took the meaning of the term wafting too #*$% literally. So next to nothing was disturbed, except Emilio. Sublimating his anguish and desperate despair, he could barely contain his anger. He ranted into his pocket handkerchief possessed by The Zorg, but it had little if any zest to rescue him before the world turned backwards for Evensong. Mathilda swung her trusty warhammer made of freeze-dried aubergines reinforced with (by?)
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

24th chapter
----------------------

On Monday the 111th of Blume Ing Nuisance marched upon West Lothebury during lunch on the banks of Loch Lowbrow. Broken eggs were the marker used to determine the quickest retreat from Sevastopol to Nizhny Novgorod on Avon. The yolks turned green which meant an incognito would soon appear. This foreboding omen boded fore play around ominous bogs. All the sunken meadows sprouted echinoderms embelished with incrustations of muck from the ground up sabre wielding zombies wellington boots. But Emilio washed his silver halberd before dashing right into the wasteland. Centuries later when they still were digging the tunnel to Ethiopia, Emilio forgot to brush his moustache after washing his eyelashes with bleach. Every drop of said elixir promoted better health care and improved the bottom line now so important under the new and horribly strict "Fish-head Administration". Lumberjacks took women's clothing seriously so the choir dressed up as RCMP sailors in pink high thigh boots and "Wonderbras". Emilio liked him some - what? who? But of course the special ones with big and silken ears hadn't even been trimmed since the last autumn leaves took the meaning of the term wafting too #*$% literally. So next to nothing was disturbed, except Emilio. Sublimating his anguish and desperate despair, he could barely contain his anger. He ranted into his pocket handkerchief possessed by The Zorg, but it had little if any zest to rescue him before the world turned backwards for Evensong. Mathilda swung her trusty warhammer made of freeze-dried aubergines reinforced with (by?) limestone before
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

24th chapter
----------------------

On Monday the 111th of Blume Ing Nuisance marched upon West Lothebury during lunch on the banks of Loch Lowbrow. Broken eggs were the marker used to determine the quickest retreat from Sevastopol to Nizhny Novgorod on Avon. The yolks turned green which meant an incognito would soon appear. This foreboding omen boded fore play around ominous bogs. All the sunken meadows sprouted echinoderms embelished with incrustations of muck from the ground up sabre wielding zombies wellington boots. But Emilio washed his silver halberd before dashing right into the wasteland. Centuries later when they still were digging the tunnel to Ethiopia, Emilio forgot to brush his moustache after washing his eyelashes with bleach. Every drop of said elixir promoted better health care and improved the bottom line now so important under the new and horribly strict "Fish-head Administration". Lumberjacks took women's clothing seriously so the choir dressed up as RCMP sailors in pink high thigh boots and "Wonderbras". Emilio liked him some - what? who? But of course the special ones with big and silken ears hadn't even been trimmed since the last autumn leaves took the meaning of the term wafting too #*$% literally. So next to nothing was disturbed, except Emilio. Sublimating his anguish and desperate despair, he could barely contain his anger. He ranted into his pocket handkerchief possessed by The Zorg, but it had little if any zest to rescue him before the world turned backwards for Evensong. Mathilda swung her trusty warhammer made of freeze-dried aubergines reinforced with (by?) limestone before the woodpeckers
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

24th chapter
----------------------

On Monday the 111th of Blume Ing Nuisance marched upon West Lothebury during lunch on the banks of Loch Lowbrow. Broken eggs were the marker used to determine the quickest retreat from Sevastopol to Nizhny Novgorod on Avon. The yolks turned green which meant an incognito would soon appear. This foreboding omen boded fore play around ominous bogs. All the sunken meadows sprouted echinoderms embelished with incrustations of muck from the ground up sabre wielding zombies wellington boots. But Emilio washed his silver halberd before dashing right into the wasteland. Centuries later when they still were digging the tunnel to Ethiopia, Emilio forgot to brush his moustache after washing his eyelashes with bleach. Every drop of said elixir promoted better health care and improved the bottom line now so important under the new and horribly strict "Fish-head Administration". Lumberjacks took women's clothing seriously so the choir dressed up as RCMP sailors in pink high thigh boots and "Wonderbras". Emilio liked him some - what? who? But of course the special ones with big and silken ears hadn't even been trimmed since the last autumn leaves took the meaning of the term wafting too #*$% literally. So next to nothing was disturbed, except Emilio. Sublimating his anguish and desperate despair, he could barely contain his anger. He ranted into his pocket handkerchief possessed by The Zorg, but it had little if any zest to rescue him before the world turned backwards for Evensong. Mathilda swung her trusty warhammer made of freeze-dried aubergines reinforced with (by?) limestone before the woodpeckers stopped pecking.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 5 squared
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Enraged by rotton cheese Ratbeard Mouserham fired off
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand