Toadfish Monastery

We decided to change his name from Benjy to "Blobby".

The sibling below me is having great difficulty training the fleas for his/her flea circus.

it was difficult untill we decided to call the act.....

'Goat and his amazing dog sucking fleas!'

gasp as they leap onto the dog
scream as they evade the PAW
swoon as they suck the blood from the dog

the sibling below spoonerises sucking fleas

Only when I turn on the television set.

The sibling below me has decided to give up on any conventional religion and has devoted his life to Wumba-Wumba the sandwich god.

Oooh, yes, I like it, yes I do.  I really DO appreciate a well-made sandwich.

I even like samm'ichs.

Been known to eat those things euphamistacally called "sandwich" that you  can get in the cold-box at QuickTrips*

The sibling below me just went *eeeewwww* at the thought of eating one of those 3 or 4 year old "sandwiches" from a convenience store.






* 7-Eleven, Stop-and-Go, In-an-Out, Quickie-Mart, Git-and-Go, Kum-and-Go, Fast-Go, Fiesta-Mart, to name but a few of this genre of shopping experience.

the thought of eating things, even such 'delicacies', is unlikely to make a goat go *eeeewwww* (and they form a considerable part of my daytime staple diet)

the sibling below me invented salami

Well, didn't quite invent it, but I can make a fairly decent homemade salami, providing I can find someone with a good smokehouse to hang it for me. Last time I made it, I used a combo of beef and venison. Quite tasty.


The sibling below me is sqicked out by salam, but even more squicked out by scrapple.

True, true. Overcooked noodles and pebble-hard rice squick me out as well.

The sibling below me is dreaming of a nice warm bowl of oatmeal.

oatmeal? what is this the blinking POOR HOUSE! I'm dreaming of caviare and bolly!

the person below me thinks that 'Bolly' is an umbrella with a hole in it.

Yes indeedy, they have awesome ventilation during a rain shower.

The Sibling below me loves inventing bizarre types of icecream (like chilli and lime).

I love inventing ice creams but the Sibling above me invented the most bizarre one.

The Sibling below me cant understand why using a straw to eat really seriously cold ice cream fails.

I had a mango icecream sundae with maple syrup, pomegranate segments and bacon one time.  Don't have the pictures on this computer, though.


The sibling below me knows where the pun is hiding in the above concoction.

probably the pornegranates. I would not want pornegranates on my computer 

the sibling below me knows what kulfi is but does not want any

Has that something to do with Kofi Annan?

Well I don't know if I would want some Kofi Annan at the moment.


The sibling below me wears his/her socks upside down.

Yes, and its a blasted nuisance cutting the toes off and sewing up the tops all the time...

The sibling below me loves licorice flavoured goats milk cheese

MMmmmmm.  cheeeeseeee. I like cheese.

The sibling below me wonders where all the cheesy-smells are coming from ...