Toadfish Monastery

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development vexed Rodrigo Pondsbury who molested Emilio behind the screen of bamboo shoots. Morally outraged and hungry for immediate gratification, Lady Wadermilin, Head of Shrewsbury Women's Institute, battleaxe extraordinaire and pole-dancer, sashayed forth despite her peg legs having been sawed off with a steel mainspring. She slid

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development vexed Rodrigo Pondsbury who molested Emilio behind the screen of bamboo shoots. Morally outraged and hungry for immediate gratification, Lady Wadermilin, Head of Shrewsbury Women's Institute, battleaxe extraordinaire and pole-dancer, sashayed forth despite her peg legs having been sawed off with a steel mainspring. She slid a vibrating

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development vexed Rodrigo Pondsbury who molested Emilio behind the screen of bamboo shoots. Morally outraged and hungry for immediate gratification, Lady Wadermilin, Head of Shrewsbury Women's Institute, battleaxe extraordinaire and pole-dancer, sashayed forth despite her peg legs having been sawed off with a steel mainspring. She slid a vibrating cellphone under

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development vexed Rodrigo Pondsbury who molested Emilio behind the screen of bamboo shoots. Morally outraged and hungry for immediate gratification, Lady Wadermilin, Head of Shrewsbury Women's Institute, battleaxe extraordinaire and pole-dancer, sashayed forth despite her peg legs having been sawed off with a steel mainspring. She slid a vibrating cellphone under her blouse

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development vexed Rodrigo Pondsbury who molested Emilio behind the screen of bamboo shoots. Morally outraged and hungry for immediate gratification, Lady Wadermilin, Head of Shrewsbury Women's Institute, battleaxe extraordinaire and pole-dancer, sashayed forth despite her peg legs having been sawed off with a steel mainspring. She slid a vibrating cellphone under her blouse and saddled

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development vexed Rodrigo Pondsbury who molested Emilio behind the screen of bamboo shoots. Morally outraged and hungry for immediate gratification, Lady Wadermilin, Head of Shrewsbury Women's Institute, battleaxe extraordinaire and pole-dancer, sashayed forth despite her peg legs having been sawed off with a steel mainspring. She slid a vibrating cellphone under her blouse and saddled her camel.

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"Vertigo" Smythe

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"Vertigo" Smythe pulled off

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"Vertigo" Smythe pulled off his platforms

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"Vertigo" Smythe pulled off his platforms and replaced

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"Vertigo" Smythe pulled off his platforms and replaced his teeth

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"Vertigo" Smythe pulled off his platforms and replaced his teeth (made of

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"Vertigo" Smythe pulled off his platforms and replaced his teeth (made of plywood) before

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"Vertigo" Smythe pulled off his platforms and replaced his teeth (made of plywood) before jumping right

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"Vertigo" Smythe pulled off his platforms and replaced his teeth (made of plywood) before jumping right across the