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Swatopluk

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer

nefyuBB


Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy

Swatopluk

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

nefyuBB


Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream



Pachyderm

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Pachyderm

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development vexed Rodrigo
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development vexed Rodrigo Pondsbury who
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development vexed Rodrigo Pondsbury who molested Emilio
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development vexed Rodrigo Pondsbury who molested Emilio behind the
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development vexed Rodrigo Pondsbury who molested Emilio behind the screen of
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development vexed Rodrigo Pondsbury who molested Emilio behind the screen of bamboo shoots.
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter the Twentieth

Morning broke on Brokeback Muir valley. The blackbirds warbled operatic love songs while dancing on the branches of Lehman's bank. The promise of romance and money dissipated quickly. Straw polls were forced on the mynas and proved impossible to suppress. The Masses, unwashed as they had been in police custody , began to square dance around the maced mice. The Bishop let out the Rottweilers and Chihuahuas without checking their genders. The female and transgendered dogs started a singalong while the neutered boxturtles chased their taffeta Mangelwurzels into the nets. Badminton proved popular because of the racket in the shape of Lucifer's head. Old Lucy wanted all rackets patented to ensure that his design was incorruptible. But the Bishop of Santa Isnowhere was somewhere near the court of his Satanic Majesty so fear of copyright infringement bothered only an odd toad with a bent arm. But suddenly sun beams and wooden rays collided. Mangelwurzels spontaneously sprouted patented rackets with Old Spice reeking of very questionable origins. Copies of Kama Sutra were forbidden making the Kristianists(TM) very sexless. Until three giant peach trees covered with green velcro bloomed in lollypoppes an' candy floss, there never had been a nephew or even any of a number of relatives who would castigate the planting of homo sapiens modified peaches.

Genetic disturbances throughout the twentieth century resulted in some very strange but oddly useful ice cream digesting sloths. Having run 250 miles away from tha dintist the sloths ate more of the ice cream but forgot to spin counterclockwise for six minutes and doing the wrong kind of vedic gymnastics. Nevertheless the prawn fiends devoured many a ravaged and compromised very scantily endowed dowager. Perturbed by tectonic movements, the sloths nodded off. They could no longer have candy floss or ice cream or even bubble gum. This development vexed Rodrigo Pondsbury who molested Emilio behind the screen of bamboo shoots. Morally outraged
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.