Toadfish Monastery

doo doot doo doot-doot
dah dot-dah dot-dot...

The Sibling below Me believes I am trying to say something in morse code.

Morse is dead, alas !

TsBM is pure fantasy.

That would explain a LOT!



The sibling below me believes blue shoes are a sin.

Blue is Satan's coulor (and my favorite, at least in dark shades)

The sibling below me will tell us what Satan's favorite brand of cigarettes is.

Satan is a Capstan Full Strength smoker.


TSBM will now reveal Lucifer's favourite tipple.

Probably scotch which he drinks while on the country club.

TSBM will explain why Satan had to be drunk to shoot someone in the face.

Because he is a Chain-smoker with eyes red from the smoke.

The sibling below mw hides behind the Bush when Satan is running around drunken and with a loeded shotgun

...and it's none too safe back there, either!

The Sibling Below Me knows Bealzebub's favorite yogurt flavor.

It's Soylent Green.


The sibling below me believes in the Nac Mac Feagle

I still hope to meet the Kelda one day

The sibling below me would rather not meet the mother of the Scot Smurfs

I'd be too worried about them realising I belong to the Scruff Smurfs.

TsBM is a fully paid up Scruff Smurf and knows the secret grunt.

Yes I do, and if you pay me 10 quid I'll tell you what it is.



The sibling below me would rather be paid in pounds of peanuts.

I demand Barrels of Barfer Beer (for the pub)

The sibling below me wants oceans of Oil of Olaz

That would be nice, except they are very difficult to carry around in your pocket.


The sibling below me knows what it's got in its pocketses.

Nothing but a pocket knife tied to his hands by a string?

The sibling below me thinks that would be a precious treasure worthy of being a birthday present