Toadfish Monastery

Absolutely terrified.



The sibling below me would prefer hamster guided missiles.

I'm sure those can be trained to acceptable standards.

TSBM is a fan of pavlovian conditioning.

Not really. My keyboards keep shorting out in all the drool.

The Sibling Below Me thought we were talking about the ballet.

And I hoped to get a date with Anna 

The sibling below me thinks that dates are something you get from the fruit section at the store

Depends on your sexual orientation!



The Sibling Below Me prefers spicy to fruity.

Don't ask.  Don't tell.



The sibling below me asks the hard questions.

Well Hello Sailor!

The sibling below me is reefing sail right now...  

Strong winds are announced at least for Northern Germany, so that may be a wise decision

The sibling below me thinks the Flying Dutchmen was actually a Belgian

Flemish.  Definitely Flemish.


The sibling below me wants to be an admiral in the Luxembourg navy.

Sorry, I already applied for the command of the first Swiss strategic missile submarine (patrolling Lake Geneva)

The sibling below me fears that Micronesia will invade New Zealand with amphibian tanks

Aquariums filled with frogs???  That doesn't sound dangerous.


The sibling below me likes brightly colored frogs.

I paint em brightly coloured (or i did until the RSPCA took out a restraining order on me)

the sibling below is not in the least restrained

The least restrained...No.  The most restrained...Yes.  They keep me on a short leash.


The sibling below me believes in leash laws.

Esp. tongue and whip lashing

The sibling below me would welcome more public flogging

With wet noodles?  Certainly.


The sibling below me is in favor of more pasta punishments.