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Aphos

Chapter Eighteen
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European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Griffin NoName


Chapter Eighteen
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European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Opsa

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Chapter Eighteen
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European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for the fallen



*Edited out the copy error - Sorry!

Aphos

Umm...Opsa???  Was all of this a copy error?

Chapter Eighteen
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European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for the fallen arches of
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Swatopluk

Umm...Opsa???  Was all of this a copy error?

Chapter Eighteen
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European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for the fallen arches of of multi-columned Irem
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Aphos

Chapter Eighteen
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European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for the fallen arches of of multi-columned Irem sued Emilio
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Pachyderm

Chapter Eighteen
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European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for the fallen arches of of multi-columned Irem sued Emilio to the
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName


Chapter Eighteen
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European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for the fallen arches of of multi-columned Irem sued Emilio to the sum of
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter Eighteen
---------------------------

European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for the fallen arches of of multi-columned Irem sued Emilio to the sum of 25 Ningi
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName


Chapter Eighteen
---------------------------

European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for the fallen arches of of multi-columned Irem sued Emilio to the sum of 25 Ningi. Pleading insanity
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Aphos

Chapter Eighteen
---------------------------

European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for the fallen arches of of multi-columned Irem sued Emilio to the sum of 25 Ningi. Pleading insanity, Emilio's lawyers
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Griffin NoName


Chapter Eighteen
---------------------------

European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for the fallen arches of of multi-columned Irem sued Emilio to the sum of 25 Ningi. Pleading insanity, Emilio's lawyers blanched. Hopelessly
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


goat starer

Chapter Eighteen
---------------------------

European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for the fallen arches of of multi-columned Irem sued Emilio to the sum of 25 Ningi. Pleading insanity, Emilio's lawyers blanched. Hopelessly outgunned by
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Aphos

Chapter Eighteen
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European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for the fallen arches of of multi-columned Irem sued Emilio to the sum of 25 Ningi. Pleading insanity, Emilio's lawyers blanched. Hopelessly outgunned by narwhal hunters
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Swatopluk

Chapter Eighteen
---------------------------

European narwhals tend to inadvertently poke baby seals but this particular beast was more inclined to swallow whole walruses. Emilio, proud hunter of ocean-faring tattoo artists, set out his stall and spread his ample collection of nipple rings across the sandy beach. Narwhals peered from within the fishbowl that belonged to Lady Notthingworshchestershire.  Before the sun was devoured by the hungry gopher Ludicrus Masterweather, Emilio gathered four-leaf clovers by the groundhog's garden. None of the winter zombies was interested in clovers unless brains were decorated with pink roses.   Therefore Emilio intentionally left his botany books in his stall and took a laxative. This totally deranged tale impressed Mr. Masterweather's cat.  Mice with mace in their knitted underwear slept quietly despite the air raid raging overhead. The cat toppled sideways, hit directly after passing gas.

Emilio's Uncle Bulgaria Voynova Transvest had no appetite after seeing the Last Post. "What does a narwhal understand?" asked the owl. Nothing Emilio said would stop the bird from acting in "Cats". The postman rang Emilio's cathedral bell. Twice. However, the mice were unimpressed. With mace and forks, the sycophants tortured the Scot's bagpipers and Irish combolinists in Madrid.  Percussionists lacking drums beat hollow nawhal skins until they got sued for cruelty.  Narwhal lawyers acting for the fallen arches of of multi-columned Irem sued Emilio to the sum of 25 Ningi. Pleading insanity, Emilio's lawyers blanched. Hopelessly outgunned by narwhal hunters the advocates
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.