Toadfish Monastery

Of course I do, I know everything, I AM your Mother, you know...

TSBM forgives me for channeling Mommy Dearest, since I didn't go off on the wire hangers.

Yes.

TSBM has many, many prank ideas.

Yes.  My mind is always pulling pranks on me.



The sibling below me thinks practical jokes are very practical.

As a practitioner that would be a natural assumption

The sibling below me will sue for malpractice

For malpractice of pranks? As in the omission of water from the bucket perched on the door? Hmmm... I might, at that.

The Shibling Below Me ish channeling Sean Connery today.

My name is Bond.  James Bond.


The sibling below me wishes Dick Cheney was a cricket umpire in Pakistan.

I would prefer him to be a buzkashi ball at the time of Genghis Khan (when they used life slaves for that. Survivors would be set free)

The sibling below me loves this rough version of polo

Only when members of the Republican executive branch are used as the ball.


The sibling below me thinks that hamsters have fine leadership skills.

They do! They make us feed them by running on a wheel.

TSBM wants to see congress critters in a threadmill.

Well, that could be one solution to our energy crisis.



The sibling below me thinks all congress critters should be put on display.

They already are, in cSpan!!

TSBM knows a better way to have bad dreams

Playing to much minesweeper in the evening can produce strange dreams (really!)

The sibling below me would like to play real mineseweper with GOP congresscritters

That would turn the game around.  I would be trying to HIT the mines instead of avoiding them.



The sibling below me thinks we should use congress critters to inflate hot air balloons.

Just reduce their weight and they will float on their own hot air

The sibling will do maintenance on the anti balloon cannons just in case

It fires TRon Pauls

TSBM is scared of TRon Pauls.