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Started by DaveL, October 03, 2006, 11:59:29 AM

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Pachyderm

You forgot the singing walrus.



TSBm will conduct the concert.
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Swatopluk

No, I do not like goat heads thrown at me
(OK, this requires the knowledge of a German folk song for understanding)

The sibling below me considers German 'folksy' songs to be even worse than fake country-western.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Scriblerus the Philosophe

Anything with accordions is bad.

The sibling below me plots daily.
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Opsa

If you mean to plot out a list of what I'm supposed to remember to do, then yes, I ... what was I saying?

The Sibling Below Me plotzes daily.

Swatopluk

Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

That's why I wear hip-waders.

The Sibling Below Me knows a hip waiter.

Scriblerus the Philosophe

I do. She's awesome.



The Sibling Below Me has/had underwear with dancing bears on it.
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

Swatopluk

No, pure white on the outside (let's not talk about body-related dicolorations on the inside, will you)

The sibling below me waits and hopes for the end of the year becasue it might finish the duck craze.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

pieces o nine

True. And I live in terror that my hopes will be dashed yet again.



The Sibling Below Me knows *how* to duck.
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Swatopluk

As a witchfinder apprentice it is my job to handle the ducking stool!

The sibling below me was turned into a newt* be the witch

*Not the Gingrich, witches are not that evil
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Aphos

Well, I got better.  And we built a bridge out of the witch.


The sibling below me knows the best material to build bridges out of.
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Scriblerus the Philosophe

Amber. It's inflammable, it floats, and it's pretty.

TSBM has a better idea.
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay

pieces o nine

I call it "Ford."



The Sibling Below Me is "Driven by Passion."
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Swatopluk

It's cheaper than gas these days. At 69 miles per orgy it's also quite efficient.

The sibling below me thinks that orgy sounds too much like organized to be much fun.
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Scriblerus the Philosophe

Maybe, but it's likely to be disease-free if there's a competent organizer behind it.

TSBM will give me the Last Post.
"Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw. It was its tendency to bend at the knees." --Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay