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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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pieces o nine

Chaper Twelve
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After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes from the dunked donuts charred Venus Ataloides Surcano, yet she carried on licking her lower left tibula in flagrant disregard of propriety. Shocked by twelve volts, her heart gave out. The embalmer made necrophiliac peach cobble casts of her nostrils. Usually these unsavoury and disgusting habits cost more, but cobbles and bubbles look good in peach.
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Swatopluk

Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Sibling Zono (anon1mat0)

Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny tranny did
Sibling Zono(trichia Capensis) aka anon1mat0 aka Nicolás.

PPPP: Politicians are Parasitic, Predatory and Perverse.

Pachyderm

Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny tranny did Vestibule Design
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName


Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny tranny did Vestibule Design during the
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny tranny did Vestibule Design during the samll expansion
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName


Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny tranny did Vestibule Design during the samll expansion era that
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Opsa

Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny tranny did Vestibule Design during the samll expansion era that would later

Swatopluk

Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny tranny did Vestibule Design during the small expansion era that would later be known
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny tranny did Vestibule Design during the small expansion era that would later be known as "Purple

Swatopluk

Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny tranny did Vestibule Design during the small expansion era that would later be known as "Purple Tulip of
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Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny tranny did Vestibule Design during the small expansion era that would later be known as "Purple Tulip of Rambunctiousness Week".

Pachyderm

Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny tranny did Vestibule Design during the small expansion era that would later be known as "Purple Tulip of Rambunctiousness Week". Captain Gruehenhaphartz
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

piscatorial pugalist

Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny tranny did Vestibule Design during the small expansion era that would later be known as "Purple Tulip of Rambunctiousness Week". Captain Gruehenhaphartz was known

Griffin NoName

Chapter Thirteen
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Emilio's granny tranny did Vestibule Design during the small expansion era that would later be known as "Purple Tulip of Rambunctiousness Week". Captain Gruehenhaphartz was known to dislike
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand