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Started by Swatopluk, August 14, 2007, 10:25:11 PM

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Pachyderm

Chaper Twelve
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After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Swatopluk

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.
Flaming gas
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

pieces o nine

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Swatopluk

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes from the
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes from the dunked donuts
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Pachyderm

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes from the dunked donuts charred Venus
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Swatopluk

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes from the dunked donuts charred Venus Ataloides Surcano
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Opsa

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes from the dunked donuts charred Venus Ataloides Surcano, yet she

Pachyderm

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes from the dunked donuts charred Venus Ataloides Surcano, yet she carried on
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Griffin NoName

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes from the dunked donuts charred Venus Ataloides Surcano, yet she carried on licking her
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes from the dunked donuts charred Venus Ataloides Surcano, yet she carried on licking her lower left
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes from the dunked donuts charred Venus Ataloides Surcano, yet she carried on licking her lower left tibula in
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


pieces o nine

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes from the dunked donuts charred Venus Ataloides Surcano, yet she carried on licking her lower left tibula in flagrant disregard
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Pachyderm

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes from the dunked donuts charred Venus Ataloides Surcano, yet she carried on licking her lower left tibula in flagrant disregard of propriety.
Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent.

Swatopluk

Chaper Twelve
-------------------------

After having read the preceding eleven admonitions the chapel choirboys attacked the monastery scribes with satanic peach pie (being satanic it has splendid properties including not cooling off, or losing rigidity).

"So flaky!" Non-satanic pies with torches embedded in pine resin were popular in Warsaw as after-dinner venial sins. Vera choked her newborn acid reflux into submission and spat blue flames everywhere. Relatively late Hadrian's architect arrived, prophecy fulfilled, and resuscitated the Forum Boarum's resident design aspirations. The architect had a brief encounter with boxers but dogs will be fickle creatures. Having dispatched twelve leads, Mortimer Featherstonehaugh and Sons, Certified Public Fish Porters and eminent Safe-Crackers, shipped lobster ravioli to Naples.

"Check, please," demanded the system administrator as he demonstrated virtual lack of philatelic skills, licking stamps for the third time. "Huh?", answered the architect. "Go and dunk donuts" instructed the Head Clown, glazed eyes squinting at the sight of blue hypergiant stars dving away with a mirthless chuckle.

Flaming gas exhaust fumes from the dunked donuts charred Venus Ataloides Surcano, yet she carried on licking her lower left tibula in flagrant disregard of propriety. Shocked by
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.