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pieces o nine

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Swatopluk

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing ruffles and
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing ruffles and even more
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing ruffles and even more knots than
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Swatopluk

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing ruffles and even more knots than an Inca
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing ruffles and even more knots than an Inca warrior's elderly
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


pieces o nine

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing ruffles and even more knots than an Inca warrior's elderly Quipu collection.

"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Swatopluk

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing ruffles and even more knots than an Inca warrior's elderly Quipu collection.

Emilio broke
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing ruffles and even more knots than an Inca warrior's elderly Quipu collection.

Emilio broke wind and
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Sibling Chatty


Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing ruffles and even more knots than an Inca warrior's elderly Quipu collection.

Emilio broke wind and ran for
This sig area under construction.

Swatopluk

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing ruffles and even more knots than an Inca warrior's elderly Quipu collection.

Emilio broke wind and ran for the closest
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Griffin NoName

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing ruffles and even more knots than an Inca warrior's elderly Quipu collection.

Emilio broke wind and ran for the closest pair of
Psychic Hotline Host

One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand


Sibling Chatty


Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing ruffles and even more knots than an Inca warrior's elderly Quipu collection.

Emilio broke wind and ran for the closest pair of matching embroidered
This sig area under construction.

pieces o nine

Chapter 10

Dawn dawned on Alopecia island. Kishmuil's galley slave adjusted Kishmuil's galley and prepared Emilio's breakfast gin and hid it under Kishmuil's embroidered kaftan. "Sancta Dunstania!", the popular Scottish pirate exclaimation rang sonorifically round Castello Emilio until Kishmuil's electric circuit tram line exploded. Terrible aftershocks rocked the galley slaves' ECT schedule monitor and caused brain damage. Accordingly Bonsaiardo jumped off the yellow sick toad. Brick Lane Bill, the wide boy, hit Bonsaiardo below the black belt, while selling aluminium nunchakus to idol Billy the hirsute goat. Banned since that embarassing autumn sale, embroidered kaftans became again a fashion staple.

Later carpet seller and bagger, Vance Chamberlain Junior, unpicked 500 valuable Etruscan vases knitted by slave whores using mohair. This annoyed Vera Pilsworthy, who despite her upbringing as courtesan lived in St.Fornicophobia nunnery. Her marathon runner "consumption" was misdiagnosed as mere stomach flu. Fed bowls of barley soup, Vera developed a passion for St. Agnes. of Assisi's collection of knitted Russian matryoshka sweaters. Bundled up in the fake copy, underneath layers showed disturbing ruffles and even more knots than an Inca warrior's elderly Quipu collection.

Emilio broke wind and ran for the closest pair of matching embroidered Turkish slippers.
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677