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The Continuous Briny Fable

Started by DaveL, October 02, 2006, 07:22:09 AM

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Bruder Cuzzen

#450
July 18, 2008, 09:17:59 AM
...his pantaloons wuz a skid mark larrge enuff to blot out thee ...

Black Bart

#451
July 18, 2008, 01:57:22 PM
...filthy imagination of a Portsmouth street urchin...Heinz being German, could not tolerate having tarnished underwear so he made his way forthwith to the Chinese Laundry on deck 4.  Somewhere in amongst all the steam was Wan Hung Low the dedicated laundry man singing a song he remembered from his childhood in Szechuan...Happy, Happy, Happy, Talky Talk...talk about things you like to do...if you don't have a dream about escaping the oppressive totalitarian communist regime of Red China, then how you going to have a dream of escaping the oppressive totalitarian communist regime of Red China come true...
She was only the Lighthouse Keeper's daughter, but she never went out at night

nefyuBB

#452
May 19, 2009, 01:21:58 AM
... tru ta form , tha kracken tryd ta grab tha dreedid NEFYUBB ! ( dats ME !)
buttz nefyu sayd

HOKAY !
ya slippy munster , oim goona gib ya da bidniss end ob muy cuts less and den et ya fer supper !
an den
an den
ummmmmm
I GOONA cook ya fer supper and ...

Griffin NoName

#453
May 19, 2009, 02:50:38 PM

....feed yer to me dogs. No one will.....
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One approaches the journey's end. But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe. George Sand

nefyuBB

#454
May 25, 2009, 11:01:26 PM
... stoppe tha dreedid NEF YOO BLECK BEER ! fwum savin Portsmiff !

Taaaaa Daaaaaah !

now i be tha heewoe
i comandid
an alla towne folk gimme ....

Griffin NoName

#455
May 25, 2009, 11:37:03 PM

... a good send off to lands far away where the turtles...................
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nefyuBB

#456
May 25, 2009, 11:50:04 PM
... bwing me back alla way to Nuu Postsmiff agin.

HOKAY !
i comanid

now i wull sing ye all a song !

lalalaaa me meemememee

...

Griffin NoName

#457
May 26, 2009, 12:43:53 PM

..tra la de doh..... Madam Fifi clouted 'im rownd the 'edd fer mekin' such an 'orribel noyse an' then.....
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nefyuBB

#458
May 26, 2009, 08:30:17 PM
... HOOORAW !
ye sing so lubberly Nef YOO !

an din ellie buddy says

sing anuvver song nef Yoo !
i comandid

HOKAY
i sayd

an din......

Bruder Cuzzen

#459
May 28, 2009, 11:29:35 PM
... thee townes folke scattered in terror , during the riot of fear and panic several ....

pieces o nine

#460
May 31, 2009, 04:42:12 AM
...playgue rattes ran back hupord thee sinkin shippes...
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

nefyuBB

#461
July 30, 2009, 07:53:47 AM
... cos thay wanna git moor poppekorn fwum tha shup afoor et sunkd
an den ...
thay all kum  bak wiff frens
an den ...
thay gimme lotsa stuff
an den ...
" sing anudder song nefyu !"
i commandid

an den ...

pieces o nine

#462
July 31, 2009, 06:02:16 AM
... thee playgue rattes committed hare krishna t' hex scaype Nef Yoo's caterwallin'  ...
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Griffin NoName

#463
July 31, 2009, 01:34:29 PM

..... an' they was berried in the back yard o' Madam Fifi's while h'everywun fawt over the remaynes 'o the fish 'ed stewe. Then, suddenly.......
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DaveL

#464
August 01, 2009, 10:43:28 PM
...Nefyoo had a request from Fifi to become her ktichen hand...
Busily tracking Santa on NORAD...

This year your toast ye chubby, slegh driving, white bearded, coca cola advertisement!!
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