Toadfish Monastery

.....cell phone down the gutter drain as she attempted to speed dial......

....... the Speed-Dialers Anonymous Helpline. It was no good; she just couldn't get her finger..........

........into............

.....any.....

.........open........

...or.....

...even get one of those little Tamogotchi thingies to perform on the screen...suddenly...

...the count looked up.  In the corner, he saw a...

.........looming figure puffed up with..........

...menace like some deranged Robin, it was none other than that criminal mastermind...

.......Heinz Bean, with a nasty looking..............

...wart on his nose, which was how you could tell he was a villain.  Bean planned to...

..........prevent speed-dialing altogether by combining haricots, tomatoes, and large quantities of methane which would act as ................................

...catalyst  for...

......change. And change is exactly what he got. Underneath...................