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pieces o nine

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die
"If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?"
--Marquise de Sevigne, February 11, 1677

Aphos

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Alpaca

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever
There is a pleasure sure to being mad
That only madmen know.
--John Dryden

Sibling Chatty

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free
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Aphos

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France.
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Alpaca

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly
There is a pleasure sure to being mad
That only madmen know.
--John Dryden

Swatopluk

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Alpaca

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper,
There is a pleasure sure to being mad
That only madmen know.
--John Dryden

Aphos

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed
--The topologist formerly known as Poincare's Stepchild--

Alpaca

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery
There is a pleasure sure to being mad
That only madmen know.
--John Dryden

Swatopluk

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery tabasco thrower
Knurrhähne sind eßbar aber empfehlen würde ich das nicht unbedingt.
The aspitriglos is edible though I do not actually recommend it.

Alpaca

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery tabasco thrower at the
There is a pleasure sure to being mad
That only madmen know.
--John Dryden

beagle

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant
The angels have the phone box




Sibling Lambicus the Toluous

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed

Opsa

Chapter Seven

After commencing the retrospective showing of Ingmar Bergman at noon, the cinema was bombed by Quakers. Oats Flakes scalped tickets. He got rich on the controversy surrounding Parson Carson's larceny and spent $300 on Q-Tip cleaners. His ears glistened in the slime of a rogue snail.

Unctuously, he gave sermons on the matter of illicit snail pandering.  The slime dripped from his over-excited chin.  Shell fragments fell from the ceiling fan. Regardless, Flakes proceeded to spit hellfire and tiny bits of Shakespeare's last breakfast speech, unpublished in Folios.  The audience crept out under umbrellas made of old linen printed with flyspecks.

Without missing a single shot, Bond scratched his left handed mistress while she danced upon life ammunition.  With dainty little mousetraps, live grenades and assorted body parts, the couple meticulously prepared an ambush fit for the gods.  The first unsuspecting victim ate brunch at Denny's before languidly shuffling towards oblivion. Having obliviated her diamonds, forever, Doctor No let die the only snail ever born free in France. Having malignantly salted the offending pepper, Bond aimed his fiery tabasco thrower at the effervescing elephant and squeezed his rumpcheeks