Toadfish Monastery

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old collar, stabbed the ship's biscuit with fervour. Crumbs splattered across the green lattice. Fire-ants immediately headed towards nether regions of the pretty little scullery maid. Rodney was chased by the mongrel into the lattice covered pie tent. The fire-ants, sensing Armagnac, danced indecorously over Gladdys's eggnogg cake

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old collar, stabbed the ship's biscuit with fervour. Crumbs splattered across the green lattice. Fire-ants immediately headed towards nether regions of the pretty little scullery maid. Rodney was chased by the mongrel into the lattice covered pie tent. The fire-ants, sensing Armagnac, danced indecorously over Gladdys's eggnogg cake rendering it

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old collar, stabbed the ship's biscuit with fervour. Crumbs splattered across the green lattice. Fire-ants immediately headed towards nether regions of the pretty little scullery maid. Rodney was chased by the mongrel into the lattice covered pie tent. The fire-ants, sensing Armagnac, danced indecorously over Gladdys's eggnogg cake rendering it useless for

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old collar, stabbed the ship's biscuit with fervour. Crumbs splattered across the green lattice. Fire-ants immediately headed towards nether regions of the pretty little scullery maid. Rodney was chased by the mongrel into the lattice covered pie tent. The fire-ants, sensing Armagnac, danced indecorously over Gladdys's eggnogg cake rendering it useless for consumption. Market

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old collar, stabbed the ship's biscuit with fervour. Crumbs splattered across the green lattice. Fire-ants immediately headed towards nether regions of the pretty little scullery maid. Rodney was chased by the mongrel into the lattice covered pie tent. The fire-ants, sensing Armagnac, danced indecorously over Gladdys's eggnogg cake rendering it useless for consumption. Market prices plummeted.

Chapter Five

The recession

Chapter Five

The recession bit hard.

Chapter Five

The recession bit hard. Ensign Spatterly,

Chapter Five

The recession bit hard. Ensign Spatterly, until recently

Chapter Five

The recession bit hard. Ensign Spatterly, until recently the world's

Chapter Five

The recession bit hard. Ensign Spatterly, until recently the world's foremost exponent

Chapter Five

The recession bit hard. Ensign Spatterly, until recently the world's foremost exponent of numerology,

Chapter Five

The recession bit hard. Ensign Spatterly, until recently the world's foremost exponent of numerology,  rollerbladed absent-mindedly

Chapter Five

The recession bit hard. Ensign Spatterly, until recently the world's foremost exponent of numerology,  rollerbladed absent-mindedly. No money

Chapter Five

The recession bit hard. Ensign Spatterly, until recently the world's foremost exponent of numerology,  rollerbladed absent-mindedly. No money was in