Toadfish Monastery

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however the notion

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old collar.  The

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old collar, stabbed the


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Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old collar, stabbed the ship's biscuit

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old collar, stabbed the ship's biscuit with fervour*

*Is this sentence grammatically correct up to this point? I have some difficulties making heads and tails of it.

yes it's fine. Implausible but fine

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old collar, stabbed the ship's biscuit with fervour. Crumbs splattered

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old collar, stabbed the ship's biscuit with fervour. Crumbs splattered across the

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old collar, stabbed the ship's biscuit with fervour. Crumbs splattered across the green lattice.

Chapter Four

After this debacle, daylight refused to filter through the green lattice Rodney had nailed across the entrance to his back garden.  Gladdys Muggleworter had not yet tidied her outer appearance, festooned with fur balls and aardvark tails as she sashayed across the ballroom, looking for edible treats. Toffee marshmallows (her favorite drug of purely natural choice) rained down from the chandelier. Janitor Milton swallowed his pride, and his broom handle, choking violently, and, after short-changing the minister's wife, he bit the dog of Reverend Farflung's neighbour. Said mongrel said little. Farflung however, the notion his dog had suffered such an itchy nose cankering his mouldy old collar, stabbed the ship's biscuit with fervour. Crumbs splattered across the green lattice. Fire-ants immediately