Toadfish Monastery

Fourteen times. Eighteen if you count long term residence in a hotel (six months or more).


THe sibling below me now knows why I'm crazy.

Every few years like clockwork.

Some would say I'm unstable..... others would conclude that I just like change.

The sibling below me enjoys spontaneous change, but only on a schedule.

Multiple personalities is my secret. Never know which one it's going to be come 10 o'clock.

TsBM is addicted to fairground rides.

Yes, yes I am-- even though I haven't been on one in years.

The rides I like-- the crowds, not so much.

The last time I went to the Fair, it was with a woman whom I thought I was beginning to have some sort of relationship with.

Turns out not to be the case, and further soured me on relationships in general. 

The sibling below me, on the third hand, likes crowds.

Only as a target-rich environment.


TSBM is also solitary...

As are we all, no?


The sibling below me knows that friends are the chance to make up for relatives.

True- and by the way, friend, have you checked your Private messages today?

The Sibling below me is Irish today only, so kiss 'em!

Indeed I am-- on both me mother's side and me da's

The sibling below me believes that everyone in the world, one way or another, is Irish.

Only when I'm drunk

TSBM is drinking whisky.

Only if one defines "hot tea" as whiskey.

The sibling below me forgot to wear green and now has a sore bum.

Yeah, but the sore bum's from driving 600 km in one sitting.

I celebrated St. Patty's with the Catholics on Saturday (it was the 15th this year due to today falling in Holy Week) and wore my green hat with "DRUNKEN" in big yellow letters.

_{I have two - the other one is oddly enough in Edmonton Oilers colors, not much good in Calgary but I like it better than the green one.} 

Since I have no "below me" to reply to... I won't reply.

So there!

The sibling below me, however, will reply, and in detail.

r...e...p...l...y...i...n...d...e...t...a...i...l...


The sibling below me thinks that was too silly.

Not as silly as forgetting what thread I was in!  (happening a lot lately - I blame my DRUNKEN hat)
And shouldn't that be dreetpaliyl? 


The sibling below me will take the Last Post to Their Hill.

Well, I would but it looks like a big storm is coming this way and I don't want it to get wet.

Oh, what the heck.  It's waterproof.


Last soaked Post


The sibling below me has had enough sleep to realize this is not the Last Post game.