Toadfish Monastery

I would be, but that would leave me unable to type.....

The sibling below me just realized it's March 14th, and must go buy some steak and blueberry jam.

Well, yes and no....   I have steak at home and need to buy chocolates, not blueberry jam.


The sibling below me is interested to know that the BJ Services company is hiring:
http://www.bjservices.com/website/hrwebjobs.nsf/AvailableJobsFrameset?openframeset

Wow, I didn't know there was a whole career involved there. Or maybe I did, but didn't want to think about it. I wonder if they have good dental insurance.

The Sibling Below Me forgot to floss.

Ooooh, I did, actually.  I'll go do that now..... There.

The sibling below me likes Pie.

Yes, I do, in most cases. However, rhubarb and mincemeat?? Ummm, NO. (Ditto steak and kidney...no organ meats, thanks.)

TSBM is all about---

wait for it--

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the CAKE!!

Hello!

THe sibling below me would be willing to give me cake!

I will gladly let you eat cake.
I say, let them eat cake as well.
In fact, let us all eat cake together.


The sibling below me sends invitations saying:
No gifts, please.
Just bring cake.

You are all invited to my next Birthday Party.  No gifts please.  Just bring cake.


The sibling below has a special type of cake in mind.

Mmmm. St Clements Cake. Love the citrus-sy goodness.


TSBM knows the Secret Ingredient.

Yes I do, but I'm not telling.


The sibling below me has let the secret out.

The secret is gunpowder.  I'm not saying what it's a secret for...

The sibling below me uses a mixture of gunpowder, mustard, coffee, tobasco and other ingredients as a hangover remedy.

Only if I am really, really desperate.  And I have never been that desperate.


The sibling below me knows where that hangover cure came from.

Indeed I do, Colorado.   Un-huh.  Pilgrim.

The sibling below me can recognize the source from the clues given.

It came from Mississippi.  Not the state.


The sibling below me rode the Oregon Trail, but ended up in Albuquerque.

I didn't actually ride it, but I've walked along the part that was on the old family farm. It wasn't gonna take me any futherer than Nebraska, though, and I "reckon[ed] I got to light out for the Territory ahead of the rest."


The sibling below me has moved a coupla times his/herself.