Toadfish Monastery

Last _{I'm still shaking after the earthquake, so need some comforting from the LP} Post

The Last Post nearly disintegrated in the earthquake but is made of sterner stuff.

Last _{feeling a bit wobbly} Post

Where you in the Saar territory, Pachy? They'll have to end coalmining there prematurely after almost 600 years because of a series of earthquakes that are considered to be the result of this form of underground activity.

For the insomniacs
Last Post

Nope. Even worse. I'm in Coventry. If Britain ever gets an enema, I know where it'll go....


Last _{national suppositories} Post

Last ^{sounds painful} Post

I was right.

You all laughed. LAUGHED I SAY!!!!

they did it.

I'm a zombeh now!

last _{temp of 101.2, sleep does nothing, and I want to eat other peoples hair} post

You poor dear! You look awful. I can see the Last Post is keeping you from resting.
Let me take it for you.................................................................................................

DIE!

last _{remember: zombie} post

*dons anti-zombie-contamination suit*

*cuts off the zombie's head*

*smashes it*

*coats the goo and the headless body in homemade napalm and lights it up*

Takes the Last Post

And loses it.


Last _{mine, all mine} Post

As long as it's not zombified. 


You did put on your anti-zombie-contamination suit, right?  There's some goo on the

Last _{thing we need is a zombielephant on the rampage} Post

"braaiiiinnss"


*lurches forward and snatches LP*


Last _{I just need to sleep it off, keep away with the flammables} Post

Last ^{_{watching smash lab}} Post

Gets a voodoo doll from local obi woman.

Wraps doll in some of Bob's hair.

Sticks doll in big toe with pin.

While Bob is yelling about an ingrown toenail, I nick the

Last Post.

You just imagined I was yelling about a toe-injury.

What I was yelling about, was the local newsfeed.   *bleah*

Voodoo only works if the person believes it.  Since I am in an undecided state, my toe-injury was only a potential injury, and not an actual one. 

*while Aphos ponders the above, I'll slip in quietly and nick the Last Post*