Toadfish Monastery

Well, the bank owns my @$$, and probably the rest of me as well.


The sibling below me believes that "demonstration" has occult overtones.

especially if it's at all demonstrative.

takes on a whole different tone.



TsBM believe that "cultural" has cult-like overtones

I always believed it was a Russian cult. Are you suggesting it isn't?

TsBM wasn't born yesterday.

True.  I wasn't born the day before that.

But, since the Universe was created, complete, Last Tuesday, at 11:13 AM, in a way, I was born Last Tuesday.  Then again, so was everyone else....

The sibling below me does not agree with the above.  This is because Judge Judy comes on at 11:00 AM, so the Universe must've been created at a later time.

No, no, no!!!  You 11:13 heretics!!!  The world WAS created last Tuesday, but at 2 PM EST.  Everyone that does not believe this will be given wedgies and nooggies.  You have been warned.

The sibling below me enjoys being given a wedgie.

Indeed. Much like Sumo wrestlers, I have trained myself to retract my testicles back into my body. The look of fear on the face of those providing the wedgie is most gratifying.


TSBm will now explain what a nooggie is.

Nooggies is when you grab the guy's head (I have never seen this done to a girl, though in theory it could be) and scrape your knuckles back and forth through their hair...pressing on the skull.

Ouch.  (My much-older brother really liked doing this to me when I was young.)

The sibling below me put posters of squidlings all over his bedroom.

I'm a sucker for legs, what can I say?

               


The Sibling Below Me thinks that octopi can be trained to speak, since they have beaks like parrots.

Getting them to stay on a perch is the hard part.



The sibling below me prefers barramundi to perch.

There you go, using Big Words again.  I had to go Google "barramundi" to 'get' your little pun.

You just GOT to stop with all this THINKING!

The sibling below me is mildly annoyed that I did not post the results of my google search....

but also somehow relieved.


TsBM is on a rampage!

Yes I am.  Of course, these days, being on a rampage usually constitutes raiding the refrigerator.


The sibling below me is afraid to clean out his refrigerator.

Yeah, my friend drowned his sorrow it in earlier... I'm not sure why, how, or entirely... yeah.

TsBM is my "friend"

How did you know?

I like to save leftovers-- it's a good thing, I'm saving food.

6 months later, I throw the leftovers out.  It's a good thing, I'm saving my life.

The sibling below me also often saves his/her life by tossing old leftovers, instead of trying to "save" them someway.

I used to save leftovers in an attempt to spontaneously generate life.  It was working well until one of the critters started trying to bite my fingers every time I opened the refrigerator door.

The sibling below knows how to handle dangerous leftovers.