Toadfish Monastery

And I'm Queen Victoria.

TsBM will pull the other one.

I did. It had bells on it.



TSBM will now swear in Greek.

*#%^&!!!  Of course, I had to bleep it.  Couldn't have the censors coming after us.


The sibling below me is a fan of Greco-Roman wrestling.

Yeah. they had like, lions and spears and stuff.

TsBM is Magical Denver

If you say so; thought I was Magical Watson, but I am not good at clues.

TsAM understands little esses.

TsBM is heavuly indebted to Depp.

Well sure, much of the pirate persona Captain Blank, is inspired by him.

"do you have... in your stock... a cape? Make me fancy!"

TsBM heavily outsourced to sauron

No, I may be over-sauced, but never outsourced.

TsBM got their legs in a twist.

Yes, but that was back when I had long hair and short legs.


The Sib below me thinks that if Johnny Depp shaved his head, he's look like Yul Brynner in "The King and I".

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!


The sibling below me understands that what is written shall be done.

Indeed.  That is why I must Never Write about it.

The sibling below me secretly desires to emulate Gorillas in the Mist

Which is why I always peal bananas with my fingers.


The sibling below me finished his post at the last minute and at great expense.

Yes, yes I did.  The post in question was firmly sunk into the ground.  It was made of extremely rare zebra wood, imported at high expense, by rowboat, from Africa.   The ground in question was really mostly solid granite, so it required a diamond drill, powered by an enormous moose.  The moose, being extremely finicky refused anything but truffles for nourishment.  These were imported by barrage-balloon from Finland, again at huge cost-overruns.  Finally, the post was cemented into the granite hole using a special hydraulic cement, only available from South Africa.   Not wanting to use Conflict Cement, it was imported by courier, riding a bicycle.  This required installing a series of underwater replenishment stations for his SCUBA gear.

Think of it as your Government At Work.     

The sibling below me actually followed the above, with great interest.

<snore>  Huh?  Huh?  What???


The sibling below me just woke up.

my god... you're right... I didn't realize it until just now, but wow... I really *did* just wake up!!!

the sibling below me didn't lie down. they never lie down.

I can't get up if I lie down. Me knees don't work that way.


TSBM is sleeping the untroubled sleep of the possessed.