Toadfish Monastery

More so of its use as a question during IMing.

The sibling below me has been to the 'Y'(MCA)

Took swimming lessons there as a kid.


The sibling below me does origami for fun and profit.

Well, I would-- except I can't get my big, fat fingers to fold those teeny-tiny pieces of paper.

<sub>(what do you MEAN you don't have to start with confetti?  Isn't that in the rules, then?

Hmmm....)</sub>

The sibling below me is expecting me to say something else......

*waits expectantly*

. . .

*waits expectantly*

. . .

*waits expectantly*

. . .


Right . . . I think that's all he has for us right now.

The sibling below me knows that good things come to those who wait.

Unfortunately, I'm still waiting.


The sibling below me knows the best things in life are free.

Indeed.  I'm reminded of an infamous poem:

Beans, Beans the Musical Fruit!
The More We Eat, The More We Toot!
The More We Toot, The Better We Feel!
Let's Have Beans for Every Meal!

The sibling below me has turned on the ventilation fans, after reading my poem. 

And I used up a whole can of Glade.


The sibling below me smashed his alarm clock this morning.

I did, I did.

Unfortunately, it wasn't the alarm clock that was ringing...

The sibling below me hates mornings

Not yet. My alarm clock long whiskers, has four feet and is very agile.
[edit] besides, I like mornings.  [edit]


The sibling below me likes to try out different time zones.

I figure, that if I keep heading West, I can sleep longer, so yes.


The sibling below me lived a day that they really didn't technically live.

Indeed I did.  Fortunately, I came to my senses, and ended the relationship. 

The sibling below me likes 'Tell All' books best

I keep looking for one that tells everything about everything, but haven't found it yet.


The sibling below me has a theory of everything.

"I am he as you are he as you are we and we are all together". Some people think that The Beatles wrote that theory, but technically I did, since I am they and we are all together. And all....

The Sibling below me thinks that this theory might hold up in court, thus making us due for some pretty decent royalties.

Actually, I am going to try to apply it to Bill Gates and myself.  Since I am he and he is me, I think I should get half of his estate.

The sibling below me wishes she could decide Ann Coulter's fate.

Indeed I do.  But, likely the universe would implode* if I did.

The sibling below me likes to vote early and often.

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_{* the current theory is that she has a micro black hole where her brain would normally be}