Toadfish Monastery

I'm not sure I want the
Last Post
badly enough to do that.

I have no desire for the Last Post

Waits for Pachy to pass it, sprays it down with a fire hose, takes tongs and throws it into a steam cleaner, and finally takes the

Last sanitized Post

Do you realise how dangerous it is?

Last Post

Having the

Last Post

is worth the risk.

Quote from: Pachyderm on January 26, 2008, 11:59:10 PM
Ah, Auntie dear, I am heartless enough to deprive a poor Last Post of it's dinner.

In fact, I think I will make it my dinner.

Who dares fetch it now?

Last _{it's in the colon} Post

Time for decolonization!
Last Post

<grabs scalpel and rib spreader>

If necessary, I am ready to perform a

Last Post-ectomy .

Oi! No hurting Patchy! 

You had such a good plan Aphos, do you lack patience?
There are ways to speed the up the process.

*gives Patchy a jar of dried plums*

Last_pooPost

Is it be nice to Patchy week again already so soon?

Last Post

We should do the Last Post poetry thing again

Making the final post
Not just the penultimate
That no one follows

Last Post

It's mine, I tell you, all mine
Not for you, it is not thine
It's mine, for I am it's host
See, for I have the

Last Post


(yay for Darlica, protecting me from rib-spreaders! Hugs and kisses all round!)

(Just think how big they would have to be! Nurse, we'll need the towtruck, and the 6 foot scalpel...)

The Last Post is not yours
Not even if you hide it in Tours
It does belong to Pachyderm
Even if he found it in Quirm
It is mine to host
It is my

Last Post

Once, while browsing from bed,
I did spy a thread!
I read it with a grin,
And gave it a spin.
And took the Last Post
Before I fled.

Last shall by thy name
Posting behind it will be in vain
Or ending with you as roast
Mine alone is the Last Post