Toadfish Monastery

Why thank you! I have a friend who says I look like Agatha, so I have occasionally used her as an avatar.

I fear no Othar! I'll be using the Last Post to beat him, if necessary.

Oh no you won't!

*sends my dingbots to steal The Last Post*

HEADSHOT I keeeell your dingbots and sends them home to youse!

I keepses the Last Post!

Temporarily, my dear, temporarily.

Snatches LP, and, sitting on the floor, holds it to his chest, and rocks back and forward.

"Myy pre-shuus"

Last _{Dear God, Gollum's let himself go} Post

Zoink!

Last ^{Auntie DD's got you now.} Post

My clanks take possession of the


Last robotic Post   

They can't follow me up the stairs in standard configuration.
*Hands Last Post to Auntie on top of the ladder*

I have taken the

Last Post

and sent it back in time to one of yesterdays posts.  So it will loop forward in time, only to return to me.

Aphos you've only succeded in creating a paradox

now the last post is mine for infinity as you've smegged up the time continuim(or however it is spelled)

*trunk comes in silently from the side if the screen*

And the LP is mine once more, while Aphos and Anthro argue about paradoxes and such.


Last _Pre-shuss Post

Skiing past, I grab the

Last downhill Post

and simultaneously bury Pachy in snow.

Then the pachyderm will come down on you from the Alps, where he met Hannibal Barkas, and with his help take the Last Post from you and hand it to old auntie (or me as custodian while she is asleep)

I let loose a mouse in the direction of the pachyderm.

I throw some fatha beans at Hannibal.

I distract Swato with a cuppa tea.

Finally, I take the

Last Post.

Ummm....  you dropped it.


*picks up the Last Post*

And by sheer coincidence I just hace tea, so a distraction won't work
So the Last Post will stay with me until Auntie is back to claim it.